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Q. What did the beekeeper say when his bees made hemp honey? A. Do-Bee Do-Bee DON'T!

What did the beekeeper say when his bees made hemp honey

Hermaphrodite Cannabis Says: Don't you just hate it when this happens?

Hermaphrodite Cannabis Says: Don't you just hate it when this happens

Q. Why is Colorado's nickname the High Country? A. Peak Scenery, Bud!

Why is Colorado's nickname the High Country

No Evil Monkeys Ask: Q. How do you know you're too high? A. Yoou're too phoned to stone home!

No Evil Monkeys Ask: Q

Q. What do you call a pothead hula dancer? A. Shake 'N Bake!

What do you call a pothead hula dancer

Green Alien Says: We are here for the blunt humor!

Green Alien Says: We are here for the blunt humor

Q. What do you call an Irish pothead? A. O'Blarney Stoned!

What do you call an Irish pothead

Big Ape Asks: How did the pothead burn his ear? A. He answered his cell while ironing his tuxedo!

Big Ape Asks: How did the pothead burn his ear

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke a little leaf. Jack got high and dropped his fl, and Jill said "Where's the Beer?"

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke a little leaf

Q. Why did the Jamaican take his wife to the bank? A. To open a joint account!

Why did the Jamaican take his wife to the bank

Did you hear about the stoner who locked his keys inside his car? He couldn't get his family out for an hour!

Did you hear about the stoner who locked his keys inside his car

Weed Wisdom: Life is What You Bake It!

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Weed Wisdom: Life is What You Bake It