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Happy Eye Day!

Happy Eye Day

Q. What is your shrink's favorite day of the week? A. Freud Day!

What is your shrink's favorite day of the week

Q. What do you call an eye doctor in Alaska? A. An optical Aleutian!

What do you call an eye doctor in Alaska

Q. Why did the eye doctor give new patients magic eye puzzles? A. As an eyes breaker!

Why did the eye doctor give new patients magic eye puzzles

Q. How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Hmm... 1 or 2?

How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb

What does an ophthalmologist say wehn he's stymied? Eye Caramba!

What does an ophthalmologist say wehn he's stymied

When I want my house to look clean, I just take off my glasses!

When I want my house to look clean, I just take off my glasses

A bone doctor and an eye doctor were telling jokes. Bone doc's jokes were humerus, but the eye doc's jokes were cornea!

A bone doctor and an eye doctor were telling jokes

Did you hear about the guy who wanted glasses unlike anyone else's? He opted to have a pair custom-eyesed!

Did you hear about the guy who wanted glasses unlike anyone else's

Q. Why did the optometrist couple get divorced? A. They just couldn't see eye to eye!

Why did the optometrist couple get divorced

Q. What happens when you split a prism? A. All the prism-ers escape!

What happens when you split a prism

Did you hear about the brillian ophthalmologist? He had a high Eye Q!

Did you hear about the brillian ophthalmologist