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Before in-ear digital hearing aids were invented, were they ear-normous?

Before in-ear digital hearing aids were invented, were they ear-normous

Q. Why don't ambassadors ever get sick? A. Diplomatic Immunity

Why don't ambassadors ever get sick

I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patience.

I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patience

Q. What Do You Call Two People in an Ambulance? A. Pair of Medics

What Do You Call Two People in an Ambulance

The rise of the orthopedic practice depends on the fall of the patients.

The rise of the orthopedic practice depends on the fall of the patients

Chronic illegal parkers suffer from Parking Zones Disease.

Chronic illegal parkers suffer from Parking Zones Disease

Q. What do you call a donkey on steroids? A. An ass-teroid!

What do you call a donkey on steroids

Gnoe Doubt, Steroids Are Bad!

Gnoe Doubt, Steroids Are Bad

Gym Joke: My struggle with steroids has only made me stronger!

Gym Joke: My struggle with steroids has only made me stronger

Two podiatrists became arch enemies.

Two podiatrists became arch enemies

Marathon runners with bad footwear, suffer the agony of da feet.

Marathon runners with bad footwear, suffer the agony of da feet

Don't bother asking a podiatrist for metric conversions. He only knows feet.

Don't bother asking a podiatrist for metric conversions