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Zombie asks: Are you afraid of catcing the flu? Just ang out in the Broncos end zone. They don't catch anything there! Go Broncis!

Zombie asks: Are you afraid of catcing the flu

Q. Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? A. Only if your aim is good!

Does an apple a day keep the doctor away

Did you know that one way to avoid heart surgery is to exercise and eat well? Then you can just bypass it!

Did you know that one way to avoid heart surgery is to exercise and eat well

Q. Why was the cardiologist able to walk to work? A. Because he lived in the heart of the city!

Why was the cardiologist able to walk to work

Sick Humor: They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O.

Sick Humor: They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O

A. What is a chimney sweep's most common ailment? The Flue.

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Dockyard: A Physician's Garden.

Dockyard: A Physician's Garden

Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grippe.

Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grippe

The med student worried about passing as a surgeon, but did make the cut.

The med student worried about passing as a surgeon, but did make the cut

Old doctors never die. They just lose their patience.

Old doctors never die

Two surgeons were joking about sutures and had each other in stitches.

Two surgeons were joking about sutures and had each other in stitches

Doctors tried to save him with an I.V. but, their efforts were all in vein.

Doctors tried to save him with an I.V