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Q. What did the sick chick ask the vet? A. Do I have the people pox?

What did the sick chick ask the vet

Q. Where did the Psychiastrist eat lunch? A. Kentucky Freud Chicken

Where did the Psychiastrist eat lunch

Ape says: I bought a pair of hiking boots in Colorado from a drug dealer! I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

Ape says: I bought a pair of hiking boots in Colorado from a drug dealer

Q. What do you call advice from your dentist? A. Dental floss-ophy!

What do you call advice from your dentist

Q. What did an army guy do before becoming a dentist? A. He was a drill sergeant!

What did an army guy do before becoming a dentist

Q. What does a dentist call an astronaut's cavity? A. A black hole!

What does a dentist call an astronaut's cavity

Q. What does the dentist of the year get? A. A little plaque!

What does the dentist of the year get

Q. What did the dentist see at the North Pole? A. A molar bear!

What did the dentist see at the North Pole

Q. Why did a blonde go to the dentist? A. Because somebody dented her car!

Why did a blonde go to the dentist

Q. Why did the computer go to the dentist? A. Because it had Bluetooth!

Why did the computer go to the dentist

A book never written: Life Is A Dentist by Flo Ride

A book never written: Life Is A Dentist by Flo Ride

A book never sritten: I Have A Toothache by Phil McCavity

A book never sritten: I Have A Toothache by Phil McCavity