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Q. How man Germans does it take to change a light bulb? A. One. Germans are efficient and not very funny!

How man Germans does it take to change a light bulb

Q. How many auto mechanics does it tke to change a light bulb? A. Six. One to force it with a hammer and fie to go out for more bulbs!

How many auto mechanics does it tke to change a light bulb

Q. How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A. Two. One to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds the one that fits, and one to tell you he thinks he'll have to replace the whole socket!

How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb

Q. How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb? A. Six. You got a problem with that, pal?

How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb

Q. What do you call passageways between rows of seats in England? A. The British Aisles!

What do you call passageways between rows of seats in England

Martini says: I was drinking at the bar, so I thook the bus home. Problem is, I've never driven a bus before!

Martini says: I was drinking at the bar, so I thook the bus home

Q. Where does a fish keep his money? A. In a river bank!

Where does a fish keep his money

Trout Says: If you have to pay to go up river, you should stop at the bank first!

Trout Says: If you have to pay to go up river, you should stop at the bank first

Which natural elevaton is home to the world's harshest weather? Mount Severest!

Which natural elevaton is home to the world's harshest weather

Q. Which musician writes songs about a country in the Himalayas? A. Nepal Simon!

Which musician writes songs about a country in the Himalayas

Waht's green and has two wheels? A Motorpickle!

Waht's green and has two wheels

Q. What do you call a pickle run over on a highway? A Road Dill!

What do you call a pickle run over on a highway