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Q. Why doesn't a pickle like to travel? A. Because it's a jarring experience!

Why doesn't a pickle like to travel

Q. Where do swine go to vacation? A. Tro-pig-cal islands!

Where do swine go to vacation

Q. What do pig sailors yell when they stop the ship? A. Oinkers Aweigh!

What do pig sailors yell when they stop the ship

Q. Why did one pirate move to Russia? A. He wanted to become a czarrr!

Why did one pirate move to Russia

Q. Which USA state is the favorite of pirates? A. Arrkansas!

Which USA state is the favorite of pirates

Q Why did the pirate go on vacation? A. He needed some aRRR and aRRR!

Q Why did the pirate go on vacation

Arkansas state trooper pulls over a pickup truck and asks the driver if he's got and ID. Driver says: "Bout what?"

Arkansas state trooper pulls over a pickup truck and asks the driver if he's got and ID

Q. What do you call that feeling you get when you see a cop car in your rear view mirror? A. Cop sick shock syndrome!

What do you call that feeling you get when you see a cop car in your rear view mirror

Railway that ships potatoes and yams nation wide: Yam Trak

Railway that ships potatoes and yams nation wide: Yam Trak

A magician was driving down the road, then he turned into a driveway.

A magician was driving down the road, then he turned into a driveway

Q. Where do pencils go on vacation? A. Pencil-vania!

Where do pencils go on vacation

The Vikings were always glad to be home after a long rowed trip!

The Vikings were always glad to be home after a long rowed trip