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Q. What do you call a pair of vehicles involved in a plat? A. Two car collusion!

What do you call a pair of vehicles involved in a plat

Q. What's the best way to charge a car battery? A. With a credit card!

What's the best way to charge a car battery

Always be careful when driving to evening parties? Better safe than soiree!

Always be careful when driving to evening parties

When taking your car out in inclement weather, always make sure it's driving rain!

When taking your car out in inclement weather, always make sure it's driving rain

When engineers built the new traffic roundabout, they pulled out all the stops!

When engineers built the new traffic roundabout, they pulled out all the stops

If you're tubing down a river right now, is that a current event?

If you're tubing down a river right now, is that a current event

They served lunch at the auto repair shop, but I didn't eat it because it was full of carbs.

They served lunch at the auto repair shop, but I didn't eat it because it was full of carbs

Q. What did the red light say to the green light? A. Don't look, I'm changing!

What did the red light say to the green light

When someone claimed the skipper was unskilled at mooring the ship, he replied, "You're one to dock!"

When someone claimed the skipper was unskilled at mooring the ship, he replied, "You're one to dock!"

The sailors said "Hello" as their boats passed on the Hi Seas!

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The sailors said "Hello" as their boats passed on the Hi Seas

Q. Where do ships go when they are sick? A. The dock!

Where do ships go when they are sick

Q. Which USA state has the smallest soft drinks? A. Mini-Soda!

Which USA state has the smallest soft drinks