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Q. What happens wien the smog lifts over los Angeles? A. UCLA!

What happens wien the smog lifts over los Angeles

Q. What City Has the Largest Rodent Population? A. Hamsterdam

What City Has the Largest Rodent Population

Q. Why do horses fart when they buck? A. Because they can't acheive full horse power without gas!

Why do horses fart when they buck

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid

Q. What kind of car does a Jedi drive? A. A To Yoda!

What kind of car does a Jedi drive

Q. Why don't locksmiths need to use GPS? A. They always know their lock-ation!

Why don't locksmiths need to use GPS

Q. What is a locksmith's favorite lake? A. Loch Ness!

What is a locksmith's favorite lake

Q. Which Old Norse god do locksmiths admire most? A. Loki!

Which Old Norse god do locksmiths admire most

Q. What od you want to see in your locksmith's resume? A. I'm an Okie from Muskogee!

What od you want to see in your locksmith's resume

Q. Which Colorado ski rea do locksmiths prefer? A. Keystone!

Which Colorado ski rea do locksmiths prefer

Q. Which national parks icon do locksmiths trust to preven forest fires? A. Smokey the Bear!

Which national parks icon do locksmiths trust to preven forest fires

Q. Where does a locksmith like to go on his vacation? A. The Florida Keys!

Where does a locksmith like to go on his vacation