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Q. Why did a blonde go to the dentist? A. Because somebody dented her car!

Why did a blonde go to the dentist

Q. What's another name for a dentist's office? A. A filling station!

What's another name for a dentist's office

Q. What can you say to an annoying street performer? A. Oh, just go and mime your own business!

What can you say to an annoying street performer

Q. How do you change tires on a duck? A. With a Quacker Jack.

How do you change tires on a duck

Q. What do you call a Norwegian optometrist? A. Toric the Viking!

What do you call a Norwegian optometrist

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

Two fish swim into a concrete wall

Q. What's the best way to communicate with a fish? A. Drop him a line!

What's the best way to communicate with a fish

Two Fish Are in a Tank. One Asks the Other: "How Do You Drive This Thing?"

Two Fish Are in a Tank

Q. What is the favorite flower of USA auto owners? A. The Car-Nation!

What is the favorite flower of USA auto owners

Q. What is a balloonist's favorite day of the week? A. Fly Day!

What is a balloonist's favorite day of the week

Q. What is a castaway's favorite day of the week? A. Friday!

What is a castaway's favorite day of the week

Space Shuttle Says: Happy Flight Day!

Space Shuttle Says: Happy Flight Day