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Q. When will the trail mix have enough money to buy a map? A. When the bananas chip in!

When will the trail mix have enough money to buy a map

Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Bartender replies: "I can't serve you. You're Bard."

Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks for a beer

Chimp Chef Asks: Did you hear about the Italian chef injured in a pizza accident? Now, he cannoli do so much!

Chimp Chef Asks: Did you hear about the Italian chef injured in a pizza accident

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? His legacy is a pizza history

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died

Ape Chef Asks: Why should you never insult an Italian baker? Because he'll beat the Focaccia!

Ape Chef Asks: Why should you never insult an Italian baker

Gorilla Chef Joke: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way!

Gorilla Chef Joke: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? His wife is still mourning. Cheese still not over it!

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died

I used to be a butler, but decided that wasn't my cup of tea.

I used to be a butler, but decided that wasn't my cup of tea

Q. What was the dentist doing in Panama? Al Looking for the root canal!

What was the dentist doing in Panama

Q. What brings the Brigadier and his men together in the afternoon? A. U.N.I.T. Tea!

What brings the Brigadier and his men together in the afternoon

Q. What do you call hipster slang in Berlin? A. German-ology!

What do you call hipster slang in Berlin

Q. Why is England such a wet country? A. Because the queen has reigned there for years!

Why is England such a wet country