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Penguin Asks: Where do snowmen keep their money? A. In a snow bank!

Penguin Asks: Where do snowmen keep their money

Q. What's green and red and guides Santa's sleigh? Rudolph the Red-Nosed Pickle!

What's green and red and guides Santa's sleigh

Q. What does a pirate Santa say? A. Row Row Row!

What does a pirate Santa say

Q. What does a pirate say during a snow storm? A. Shiver me timbers!

What does a pirate say during a snow storm

I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I didn't have the gift.

I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I didn't have the gift

Q. Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas? A. Santa Jaws!

Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas

Santa Says: It's another roof Saturday night!

Santa Says: It's another roof Saturday night

Q. Who gives sharks Christmas presents? A. Santa Jaws!

Who gives sharks Christmas presents

Q. How do corderos say Merry Christmas? A. Fleece Navidad!

How do corderos say Merry Christmas

q. How do lambs greet each other during the holidays? a. Merry Christmas To Ewe!

How do lambs greet each other during the holidays

Q. What did Santa Claus say to the young Padawan? A. Merry the Force be with you!

What did Santa Claus say to the young Padawan

Superman, Santa Claus, and a blonde saw $1 on the sidewalk. Who picked it up? A. The blonde, because the other two don't exist!

Superman, Santa Claus, and a blonde saw $1 on the sidewalk