| Q.
How does becoming a physicist save lives?
A. It keeps some people out of medical school.
Q.
What is the difference between God and a med student?
A. God doesn't think he's a doctor.
Q.
What do you call a chiropractor who really enjoys his job?
A. A crack addict.
Q.
Why did the doctor break up with his chiropractor girlfriend?
A. Because she was too munipulative.
Q.
How many MDVIP doctors does it take to screw n a light bulb?
A. None. MDVIP doctors don't screw light bulbs, they screw
patients out of a minimum of $1800 per year on top
of their health insurance. |
And,
the elephant doctor will never forget how to spell that.
A
guy ran into his dermatologist at a bar. Doctor asked, "Did
that mudpack I gave your wife improve your wife's appearance?"
Guy replied, "Yeah, but it kept falling off."
Q.
What does the doctor, who is stuck in Denver, describe a
terminal illness?
A. When you get sick at the airport.
Q.
Which is the funniest medical position?
A. Chiropractor, because they always crack you up!
Q.
How many US doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Sorry, your health plan doesn't cover that procedure.
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Patient:
I keep seeing double.
Eye Doctor: Well, just sit in that chair.
Patient: Which one?
Nostalgic
Insight: My earliest childhood memory is going to the eye
doctor when I was six. Everything before that is a mere
blur.
Q.
Which kind of medication makes you look down on your eye
doctor?
A. Eye drops.
Q.
How many emergency care clinic physicians does it take to
screw n a light bulb?
A. Just one, but it will cost you ten times the amount your
primary care doctor would charge you for the visit.
Old
eye doctors never retire. They merely lose their focus.
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