| Q.
How do you take over the globe?
A. With a contact lens.
Patient:
I keep seeing double.
Eye Doctor: Well, just sit in that chair.
Patient: Which one?
Q.
What did the optician say when the customer asked for a
refitting?
A. Eye'd be happy to help you. |
Q.
What was the name of Rudolph's lesser-known stoner brother?
A. Ricky, the red-eyed reindeer.
Wow,
eye forgot stills could make you go blind!
Q.
Why did the leopard go to the eye doctor?
A. Because she was seeing spots.
|
Specs
appeal is not the reason to become an optician, but
it does help!
A
guy goes to an optician's office and asks how much glasses
cost. The optician told him it varies. The guy said, "Oh,
I see clearly..." So, the optician replied, "Well,
you don't need them then!"
Focused
Pick Up Line: Hey girl,
are you fireworks? 'Cause you're lighting up my eyes. |
