| Q.
Which type of cell phone do most optometrists, ophthalmologist,
and opticians prefer?
A. The eyePhone.
Q.
What did the detective say when the stolen contact lenses
were recovered?
A. Looks like we closed the lid on this case.
Q.
Why is the life expectancy of ophthalmologists longer than
urologists?
A. Because eye doctors dilate! |
Blonde:
Doctor, is it true that if I eat a lot of carrots, I won't
need glasses?
Eye Doctor: Well, have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
Blinding
Bleach Blonde Fact of the Day: Sometimes when I close my
eyes, I can't see.
Did
you hear about the guy who lost his glasses at the bar?
The rest of the evening was a total blur.
|
He
still wishes he could give her a cornea-copia of eye puns.
(This might explain the divorce?)
Q.
What did the near-sighted chihuahua say when he finally
got the joke?
A. Eye Carumba!
Q.
Where do spiders order their contact lenses?
A. At a website. |
