| Q.
What do the Borg say while replacing a light bulb?
A. We are the Borg. Resistance = voltage / current.
Q.
What did Shakespeare say after he was assimilated by the
Borg?
A. Thou are assimilated, my good man. Ye shall not resist,
for that is futile.
Q.
What message, etched in stone, did Moses of Borg convey?
A. It was the missing 11th commandment: Thou are assimilated,
my good man. Ye shall not resist, for that is futile.
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Q.
What happens if you pull on Mr. Data's index finger?
A. He expels hydraulic pressure through a usually unnoticed
orifice of his anatomy.
Q.
Which cell phone plan does Dr. Noonien Soong use?
A. The one with unlimited Data.
Mr.
Data Point to Ponder: Why don't Android users use emojis?
Q.
What did Data say during the Borg attack?
A. Resistance is NOT futile. It is voltage divided by current!
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Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. You only speak Klingon when you accidentally answer a
robo call.
Q.
How can your mate tell you were a serious Deep Space Nine
fan?
A. Your partner initiates foreplay, and you ask for OO-MOX.
Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You know the difference between Warp, Transwarp, and
Slipstream drives. Duh!
Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. You knew this joke's punch line in Klingon, Cardassian,
and Ferrengi! |
