| Q.
Why did the Vulcan rooster cross the road?
A. Because there were Pon Farr chickens on the other side!
Q.
What did alternate universe Spock say before he crossed
the road?
A. One man cannot summon the future, but one man can change
the present. |
Q.
What would Mr. Spock say to sniveling Dr. Smith?
A. If there are self-made purgatories, then we all have
to live in them.
Q.
What did Spock say when Smith dissed the robot?
A. Insults are only effective where emotion is present.
|
It
is illogical to read in the bathroom, unless it's a 1930s
Sears catalog in an outhouse. – Spock Blooper Reel
Q.
What does Spock call a Star Trek TV episode that's dedicated
to past flatulence?
A. A gassy montage. |
