| Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You fully appreciate the effects of synthehol, and you've
tried to replicate some along with your home brewing.
Q.
What did Scotty say to the crew of the Enterprise say when
they orbited over western England?
A. Thar be Wales down there.
Q.
How do we know Scotty liked margaritas?
A. 'Cause Jimmy Buffet sang, "Could you beam me somewhere,
Mister Scott." |
Q.
Why did Gene Roddenberry cross the road?
A. Because it was a sci-fi fantasy trip.
Q.
What is Captain Kirk's most effective pick-up
line?
A. Let me show you where I like to land my shuttle.
Q.
Why did Captain Kirk's rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to see if there was new life at the chicken
strip club.
|
Q.
What did Leonard McCoy say after he re-inserted Spock's
brain into his head?
A. I should never have reconnected his mouth.
Bones McCoy Quote of the Day: I tried to look up impotence
on the Internet, but nothing came up. Blast that infernal
thing.
Q.
What did Bones McCoy say when Captain Kirk asked him why
the chicken crossed the road?
A. Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a farmer. |
