| Q.
What is Spock's most logical pick-up line?
A. Why shock her, if you can Spock her?
Q.
What is Spock's favorite carpet sweeper slogan?
A. Never Hoover in a forest. Nature abhors a vacuum.
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Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. If you've ever thought to yourself, "Whoa, did that
outfit get stuck in a pattern buffer?"
Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. When you find yourself in a sticky situation, you say,
"Scotty, Beam Me Up!"
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Q.
What do you call it when two Star Trek science officers
have an argument?
A. Science Friction!
Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. Your friends are Trekkers, but you're still open to meeting
Trekkies and other aliens, too. |
