Q. What would Mr. Spock say to Dr. Smith?
A. I am NOT Dr. Spock!

Q. What did Spock say when he finally got the joke's punch line?
A. Wanting is a better feeling than having.

Q. What does Mr. Spock think about Vulcan jokes?
A. He does understand the complex nature of lively puns, but he just doesn't see the humor in it.

Q. What does Mr. Spock think about all this lively Vulcan humor?
A. I think it's a joke form, Jim, but not as we know it.

Q. How does a Vulcan make their favorite beverage?
A. With a T'Bag!

Q. Which sci-fi television series do Vulcans binge watch to ward off Pon Farr?
A. Star Trek, TOS.

Q. What is it called when you can't decide rather to watch Star Trek TOS or TNG?
A. Stuck between a Spock and a Picard space!

Q. What does Spock think about punny Vulcan jokes?
A. Fascinating!

Q. Why wouldn't Spock ever do a mind meld with Frodo?
A. Because that might be a hard hobbit to get into.

Enterprise Rap of the Day: If the phaser shocker don't rock her, then go ahead a Spock her!

Q. What is Spock's most logical pick-up line?
A. Why shock her, if you can Spock her?

Q. What is Spock's favorite carpet sweeper slogan?
A. Never Hoover in a forest. Nature abhors a vacuum.

Mr. Spock Quote: Computers make excellent servants, but I have no wish to serve under them.

Mr. Spock, a rabbit, and a corn stalk walk into a bar. Bartender asks, "You guys want to hear a joke?" They replied, "We're all ears."

Q. Which part of a Vulcan trilogy is always a real stinker?
A. Da Turd Part!

Q. If Mr. Spock has pointy ears, what does Mr. Scott have?
A. Engineers!

Q. What would Mr. Spock say to Dr. Smith if they actually met?
A. I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question!

Q. What does Spock use for birth control?
A. Vulcanized rubbers.

Q. What does meme Mr. Spock say to Dr. Smith?
A. Without followers, evil cannot spread!

Q. Why did the blonde fan love Kirk, Spock, Bones, Scotty and Sulu so much?
A. 'Cause she had a one-Trek mind.

Q. Why did Spock cross the road?
A. He was driven by Pon Farr.

Q. What does Mr. Spock say to Kirk when the crew changed the light bulb on the first try?
A. You almost make me believe in luck.

Q. How do we know Mr. Spock was the original future hipster?
A. After the spores on Omicron Ceti III activated his emotions, Jill Ireland asked if he had another name. Mr. Spock replied: "Yes, but you could not pronounce it."

Q. What might Spock have said to Zachary Smith?
A. Madness has no purpose or reason, but it may have a goal.

Q. What did Spock say when Chekov asked why he should start a forest campfire while they were stranded on a planet during an ice storm?
A. It's log-ical.

Q. What would Spock have said to the Lost in Space robot?
A. Insufficient facts always invite danger.

Q. How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to replaced the bulb, and one to question why everybody is laughing.

Q. What did Captan Kirk call Mister Spock when he left the Enterprise and moved to Bulgaria?
A. Balkan Vulcan.

Q. What didn't Mr. Spock say to Doctor McCoy?
A. Perhaps we would have more power if Engineer Scott connected your mouth to a generator, Doctor.

Q. Why did Mr. Spock cross the road?
A. To see what was so humorous over there.

Q. What does Mr. Spock think about light bulb jokes?
A. It's a light Jim, but not as we know it.

Q. What would Spock say to Smith?
A. Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end.

Q. How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb in a life-threatening situation?
A. Just one. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

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