| Q.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
A. Stable.
Q.
Which type of underwear do race horses wear?
A. Short Jockeys.
Q.
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
A. Neighbor.
Q.
What do horses say about Painful Puns
that feature equines?
A. Neigh!
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Q.
What is the biggest difference between a lion and a tiger?
A. A tiger is missing the mane part.
Q.
Why was the wildcat tamer fined?
A. For parking on the yellow lion.
Feline
Fine Pick-Up Line: Hey
Kitty, an evening with me is like catnip 'cause I can make
a cougar like you go wild.
Wildcat
Hookup Line: Hey Kitty,
wanna play lion? Okay, you just kneel right there, and I'll
throw you my meat.
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Q.
Why was the jungle party a snoozer?
A. Because they forgot the chimps and dip.
Q.
What do you call an angry monkey?
A. Furious George!
Q.
Why did the gorilla fail his High School finals?
A. He had little ape-titude.
Q.
Why did baboons ride the carousel at the amusement park?
A. 'Cause they wanted to monkey around. |
