| Q.
What do you call a donkey with a banjo?
A. Blue gr-ass.
Q.
What do donkeys send out at Christmas time?
A. Mule-tide greetings.
Q.
What do you get if a donkey eats a porcupine?
A. A pain in the ass.
Q.
Why didn't the donkey take dancing lessons?
A. 'Cause he had two left feet. |
Bigfoot
rarely makes an appearance, yeti showed up to joke around
here!
Q.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
A. Because they're killer comedians.
Q.
How can you tell Sasquatch has a great sense of humor?
A. These Bigfoot jokes are really dumb, Yeti laughs anyway!
Q.
What do single female sasquatches do on Saturday nights?
A. They comb the forest for edible bachelors.
|
Q.
What do you get if you cross a banker and a fish?
A. A loan shark!
Q.
What do fish need to stay healthy?
A. Vitamin Sea.
Q.
Where do fish look for a new job?
A. In the kelp wanted ads.
Fishy
Come-On Line: Hey fella,
I see you're on the small side. But don't worry, 'cause
I won't throw you back. |
