opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.
How do you know your math tutor is hungry?
A. She'll work for pi.
What does a math geek have for dessert on Thanksgiving?
A. Pumpkin Pi.
Teacher: Pi R Squared.
Student: False. Pie are round. Brownies are square:
Who came up with King Arthur's Round Table?
A. Sir Cumference.
Why does a right triangle run the air conditioner so much?
A. Because it's always 90º!
Math Problem of the Day: If nothing is better than life,
and if a ham sandwich is better than nothing, does that
mean a ham sandwich is worth dying for?
Geek Tip of the Day: Sharp pick-up lines help you
get an angle on the dating scene.
Are monsters good at math?
A. No, unless you Count Dracula!
Math, I am not a therapist. Solve your own problems!
Do you know a statistics joke?
A. Yes, but it's mean.
Where do multiplication problems eat at a diner?
A. At times tables.
Which kind of pet bird does a mathematician own?
A. A Poly-nomial.
What do inches follow?
A. Their ruler.
caveman drew a circular form on the cave wall. His mate
asked what it was. The caveman replied, "O, nothing."
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
A. Because they don't believe in a higher power.
Teacher: How do you make one vanish?
Student: Just add a G to its beginning.
Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
Where do math teachers celebrate on New Year's Eve?
A. Times Square.
What happened when a plant decided to take a math class?
A. It grew square roots.
Your math scores are average:
Employee: Sir, that's just mean.
What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and
a large pizza?
A. A large pizza can feed a family of four.