was about to smoke weed with a Mexican girl, until I asked
her if she had papers – she immediately ran off.
Which weed song offers romance tips for stoners?
A. Weed Instead of Roses by Ashley Monroe.
Which new online dating site attracts florists and cannabis
growers over 50?
A. Flower Time.
What did the stand up comedian say when all his cannabis
jokes bombed at Denver Comedy Works?
A. That's Grow Biz.
Slogan of the Day: Wake Up, Bake Up.
What time of the day do stoners always look forward to and
A. 4:20 AM and 4:20 PM.
How do partying skeletons in Colorado get high on the weekend?
Stoner-ism of the Day: Don't drink and drive. Park and spark.
Which song is the favorite of an old hippie with a half-smoked
joint in his hand?
A. One Toke Over the Line by Brewer & Shipley.
What sort of article did West Word publish about the newest
pot shop in Denver?
A. A Puff Piece.
Colorado, Let's Blow This Joint!
you hear about the Denver street musician who died while
smoking weed rolled in a dollar bill? At least he went out
on a high note…
Pick-Up Line: Hey, you're
on fire! No, wait, that's just my blunt.
What do you get if you dunk a gourmet doobie in Vodka?
A. The Holy Spirit Flambe.
What is every stoner's favorite marijuana song of all time?
A. You Don't Know How It Feels by Tom Petty.
What is popcorn seasoned with canna-butter called in Colorado?
A. Mari Poppins.
What do you call a horny stoner?
A. A weed wacker!
What do you call a BYO cannabis buffet party with blunts,
spliffs, joints, reefers, doobies and more?
A. Pot Luck.
What is it called if you celebrate 420 by lighting up daily
for a fortnight beginning on April 1?
A. On a roll.
For maximum effect, what time does Bigfoot pop a Coors and
smoke weed on top of Pikes Peak?
A. High Noon.
What is it called when a Japanese poet smokes weed and then
overthrows the Shogun?
A. High Coup.
Why did the cannabis salesman enjoy his sales route in Mecca?
A. High prophets.
Which prize did the stoner get when he won the Colorado
A. He hit the big jackpot.