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How do spacemen add more protien to their diet? They make it meteor. Hey Gnirl, are you from Star Wars? 'Cause yodalicious!Q. What did the alien dandelion say to the earth dandelion? A. Take me to your weeder!

Q. What do aliens serve their food on?
A. Flying saucers.

Q. What did Spock find in Kirk's toilet?
A. The Captain's Log.

There is a high point when it comes to pick up lines: It's Star Wars.

Q. How is Ducktape like the Force?
A. It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.

Q. What kind of flowers grow in outer space?
A. Moonflowers, Sunflowers, Star Clusters, and Cosmos.

Q. Where do the Borg eat fast food?
A. At their local Borger King!

Q. What do you call a clock on the moon? A Lunar TickNext Stop: The Twilight GnomeDid you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Food is out of this world, but there's no atmosphere.

Q. Why wasn't the moon hungry?
A. Because it was full!

Q. Why did the moon burp?
A. Because it was full.

Q. What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?
A. A croaking device.

Gnow we gno where all these gnome puns stop, the TWiLiGHt GNoMe.

Q. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
A. With Ewokie Talkies

Q. What do you call two suns fighting each other?
A. Star Wars

Finally, cattle mutilations explained:
Q. Why did the alien throw beef at an asteroid?
A. He wanted a little meaty-or.

Q. What do you call a Jedi in denial?
A. Obi-Wan Cannot Be

Where Gnome Man Has Gone BeforeNASA just put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit. Missioin name: The Herd Shot 'Round the WorldGnome in an alternate universe

Troll travel agency offers packages to Gnoman's Land. Lady's gnight is Wednesday.

Did you hear about the new uniform making machine on the Enterprise? Piccard told Riker to "Make it sew, Number One."

Q. What are the spots on black and white cows?
A. Hol-stains.

Q. What do you call the website that divulges the secrets of the Galactic Empire?
A. Wookieeleaks

The Hair Club for Gnomes wants you to think your hairless life will be galactically altered with plugs.

Q. What is Thomas Riker's dating philosophy?
A."If at first you don't succeed, Try Troi Again."

Did you hear about the bones recently found on the moon? It seems the cow did not make it.Time travel makes gnome sense? GMT: Gnome Meridian TimeQ. How do you know when the moon is going broke? A. When it's down to its last quarter.

Q. How did the cow get to the moo-on?
A. She launched into udder space!

Q. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
A. Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Dr. McCoy: Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not an farmer!

Gnome Mean Time. Time travel is still a paradox.

Q. What do you call someone who doesn't like the dark side?
A. Darth Hater.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Mr. Worf: For the honor of all chickens.

Q. Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
A. So it doesn't Hang Solow!

Q. What are eyeglasses called on Vulcan?
A. Spocktacles

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Mr. Spock: Obviously, it was the logical thing to do.

If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning!New conspiracy theory show: Ungnome MysteriesBe Daring! Enter the UnGnome

Dr. Gnome pick up lines are faster than the speed of light, even if that's gnot possible.

The crew of the Enterprise is getting married. They have engaged the Borg.

Reality TV at its finest. Maybe they'll discover what gnomes actually do at night.

Q. What do you call a Jedi who loves tacos?
A. Obi-Juan Kenobi

Enter the Ungnome? Go where gnome man has gone before? I Dare You!

Q. What kind of car takes you to a Jedi?
A. A ToYoda.

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