Sci-Fi Puns and Futuristic Punny Funs
at science fiction humor, warped sci-fi puns, funny jokes of the future
and science friction.
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Sci-Fi Jokes, Future Riddles, Warped Puns
(Because Thinking You Already
Know What the Science Fiction Future Holds Is Way TOO
| Star Trek Jokes | Trekkie
Jokes | Star Trek Original Series
Jokes | Star Trek Next Gen Jokes
| Lost in Space Jokes | Doctor
Who Humor | Sci-Fi Doctor Jokes
| Science Fiction Medical Jokes |
| Star Wars Jokes | Sci-Fi
Cross the Road Jokes | ET Alien Jokes
| Spaced Aliens | Time
| Space Bar Jokes | Sci-Fi
Toilet Jokes | Extraterrestrial
Puns | UFO Jokes | Outer
Space Puns |
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Which day of the week is Svengoolie's favorite?
A. Super Sci-fi Saturday Night!
Which classic sci-fi TV sitcom do aliens from the fourth
rock from the sun binge watch?
A. My Favorite Martian.
Why are Painful sci-fi Puns so funny?
A. Because they're absolutely out of this world!
Which Brady Bunch kid was seriouusly into science fiction?
A. Martian, Martian, Martian.
Which classic sci-fi television series do aliens without
GPS binge watch?
A. Lost In Space.
Why should you never tell sci-fi jokes aboard the Millennium
A. Because the ship might crack up.
Why did the guy ask his wife to dress up as a Star Wars
A. Because he had a Boba Fettish.
Why did science fiction fans flock to the zoo in the year
A. They were hoping to see a new Millennium Falcon.
What is the name the new sci-fi sitcom that's about the
suburban life of a one-eyed alien?
How do you describe the sci-fi planet with a pale yellowish
What is it called when too many aliens land at the same
sci-fi convention again and again?
A. Extra terrestrials.
What kind of flowers grow in outer space?
A. Moonflowers, Sunflowers, Star Clusters, and Cosmos.
How are space aliens and smart blondes alike to a sci-fi
A. Neither has tried to contact him.
Which sci-fi gathering do busty blonde aliens attend?
A. Areola 51. Duh!
Why was the new sci-fi book about teleportation a best seller?
A. 'Cause it's bound to get you somewhere.
Why shouldn't a sci-fi fan fantasize about marrying Seven
A. 'Cause he'd have 999,999,999,777 in-laws!
Why should you always take toilet paper to the Twilight
A. Doodoo doodoo...
Out Fright for Sci-fi Night: The best Twilight Zone puns
are pretty much black and white.
How can an old dude tell he's entered the erotic Serling
A. His silver rod is sterling.
What is the grand prize in the current time travel club
A. A Quantum Leap.
How are UFOs and men at a StarCon convention alike?
A. You don't know where they came from, what their mission
is, or when they plan to just take off.
Why is it called ufologist instead of ufoologist?
A. Because they don't want to look foolish!
Fan Point to Ponder: If you bump into an old pal at a time
travel club meeting, is it fair to say you go way back?
Why did we skip the last time travel joke?
A. Because nobody at this year's Sci-Fi Con is laughing.
Which classic sci-fi toon do dogs of the future, named Astro,
A. The Jetsons.
Which hypothetical science history television series is
the favorite of aliens and the gods?
A. Ancient Aliens.
Which pseudo sci-fi television series worries the CIA the
A. Ancient Aliens Declassified.
What happened when the guy zoomed home from the Transformers
A. His arms are tires.
Which sci-fi alien planet are Tom, Dick, and Harry from?
A. Third Rock from the Sun, NOT!
What is it called when you're abducted by a Bigfoot from
A. An encounter of the furred kind.
Groan of the Day: A guy ended up at a party full of World
Heath Organization medics. Obviously he was at the wrong
Doctor Who convention.
Why are sci-fi time travel jokes so funny?
A. Because you'll laugh at them time and time again, or
you already did.
What is it called if you accidentally time travel to the
same sci-fi convention twice?
A. Deja View.
Why did Gene Roddenberry cross the road?
A. Because it was a sci-fi fantasy trip.
What is it called when there's a mutiny aboard the Enterprise?
A. Science Friction.
Why couldn't the Trekkie pick up a girl at the Star Wars
A. 'Cause he was lookining in Alderaan places.
Which non-fiction galactic television series do space aliens
binge watch aboard UFOs?
A. Ancient Aliens. No joke!
Sigh of the Day: Three conspiracy theorists walk into the
AlienCon convention. Don't tell me that's just a coincidence!
What happened at the Lord of The Rings disco?
A. It was Mordor on the dance floor.
Who plays music in Mordor?
A. The ORChestra.
Why do garden gnomes like sci-fi jokes?
A. Because they have nothing to do with leprechauns.
Which sci-fi television series do Vulcans binge watch to
ward off Pon Farr?
A. Star Trek, TOS.
What did Leonard McCoy say after he re-inserted Spock's
brain into his head?
A. I should never have reconnected his mouth.
Sci-Fi Doctor Quote of the Day: I tried to look up impotence
on the Internet, but nothing came up. Blast that infernal
Groan of the Day: A hologram walk into a prism. OOPS!
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| 14 | Sci-Fi
Pick Up Lines |
Which Earth sci-fi sitcom do furry funny space aliens on
the planet Melmac binge watch?
Why does the History Channel show, Ancient Aliens, cause
so many UFO crashes?
A. Because little green men always crack up when they watch
Why is the Jupiter 2 the true sci-fi space pioneer?
A. Because in 1965, the future 1997 got them Lost In
Space before the Milllennial Falcon could find them
long ago and far away while Doctor Who was on the phone,
and Star Trek wasn't beamed up yet.
How do you know you're a true Next Gen Trekkie?
A. Your dog's name is Picard.
How do you know you're a bonafide Trekker?
A. Nobody bats an eye when you say, "Make it so,"
during a business meeting.
What do you call a buff Trekkie at the gym?
A. A flextra terrestrial.
Which kind of sci-fi wolf is a mere projection of light?
A. A howl-o-gram.
Why are there so few jokes about the show, Ancient Aliens?
A. Seriously? Because it is not a joke!
How do space science fiction poets write their poems?
A. In uni-verses.
What is it called when a space alien visiting Earth masturbates
too hard and goes up in flames?
A. Intense Science Friction.
Which Earth sci-fi sitcom have spaced aliens on Ork been
binge watching since 1978?
A. Mork and Mindy.
Which mere Earthling is an absolute god to aliens visiting
our solar system?
A. Giorgio Tsoukalos. True story!
| Star Trek Jokes | 2
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| 5 | 6
| 7 | Spock
Jokes | 2 | Star
Trek TOS | 2 | 3
| Klingon Puns |
| Star Trek TNG Jokes | 2
| 3 | The
Borg Jokes | Enterprise Captains
| Ladies of Star Trek Jokes |
| Lost in Space Jokes | Space
Bar Jokes | Science Fiction Food Jokes
| 2 | 3 |
Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes |
| Dr Who Jokes, Tardis Puns, Whovian Humor
| 2 | 3 |
4 | 5 | Cyberman
Jokes | Dalek Puns |
| Star Wars Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Darth
Vader Dark Side Humor | Wookiee Puns
| Yoda Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Robot Jokes | R2-D2
Jokes, Droid Humor, C-3PO Puns | Cyborg
Jokes, Android Puns |
| ET Alien Jokes | 2
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5 | Green
Spaced Alien Puns | Cows In Space
| Outer Space Jokes |
| Science Fiction Doctor Jokes | 2
| Sci-Fi Cross the Road Jokes | 2
| Sci-Fi Light Bulb Jokes | 2
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spaced out laughter, galactic
trippy jokes and alienating
painful puns that'll surly warp
you in the future:
Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...
Ancient Aliens Jokes | Astronaut
Jokes | Bigfoot Jokes | Blonde
Jokes | Colorado Jokes | Hipster
| Martian Jokes | Monster
Jokes | Music Jokes | Pirate
Jokes | Planetary Puns | Psychic
Jokes | Religion Jokes |
| Seasonal Puns | Scientist
Jokes | Sports Jokes | Superman
Jokes | Time Jokes | Travel
Jokes | Weed Jokes |
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