Q.
What is it called when there's a Borg cube heading your
way?
A. Science Friction.
Q.
What would Captain Kirk say if he was assimilated?
A. I am Shatner of Borg. YOU... will... BE... AsSIMilated!
Q.
What did old blue eyes say after he was assimilated
by the Borg?
A. I am Sinatra of Borg. Start spreading the news, we're
assimilating today. You will be a part of it: New Borg,
New Borg.
Q.
What message, etched in stone, did Moses of Borg convey?
A. The 11th commandment stated: Thou are assimilated,
my good man. Ye shall not resist, for that is futile. |
Q.
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
A. To get to the same side.
Q.
Why did the Borg chickens cross the Mobius strip?
A. They were pecking around for the Omega molecule.
Q.
How many Borg does it take to replace a light bulb?
A. None. Borg don't change bulbs; they assimilate them.
Q.
How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One, but the entire Collective shares the experience.
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Q.
What does the Borg training manager, 2 of 999,999,997, say?
A. Please complete your assimilation evaluation form.
Q.
How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?
A. All of them. One to replace the bulb and the rest to
assimilate General Electric.
Q.
How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Light bulbs are irrelevant and changing them is
futile.
Q.
How many Borg does it take to replace a light bulb?
A. Just one because resistance to change is futile. |