Why did the chef spill his soup?
A. Because there was a leek in the pot!
How do you make rich soup?
A. Add 24 carrots.
chef's cooking was so good that even the smoke alarm cheers
How can you tell if your tomatoes drink alcohol when you're
A. They're tomato sauced!
Why did the guy at the Pepsi factory get fired?
A. He tested positive for Coke.
Why did the guy quit his job crushing soft drink cans at
the aluminum recycling center?
A. Because it was just soda pressing.
pardon these soft drink puns. Yes, we know they're soda
Pick-Up Line: You're twice
as sweet as Creme Brulee, and a lot less drippy.
What did the audience say to the cheesy comedian?
A. That's a Gouda one!
Chef Come-On Ever: If I like you, a cheese sandwich.
If I love you, I'll grill it.
would make cheesy chef puns, but that wouldn't be very knife.
Come-On: Hey girl, are you American cheese? 'Cause I
just want to peel you.