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Cooking Jokes, Chef Humor, Tasty Food Puns
(Because Dozens of Funny Bakery Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Donut Lovers or Doughnut Makers!)
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A baker stopped making donuts because he got tired of the hole thing!What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic? IcebergWhen he spilled coffee on her, she showed him dis-stain.

Q. Why don't people like working at a bakery?
A. Because it's a crumby place to work.

Q. Which kind of bakery always has 24-hour police protection?
A. Donut shops.

Q. What did the loaf of bread say to the bag of flour?
A. Hey, didn't we meet yeasterday?

Working in a bakery for decades left the baker with a loathe of bread.

Q. What did Letuce say to Celery?
A. Quit stalking me!

Q. What do you call a hen with a piece of lettuce in her eye?
A. Chicken sees-a salad.

First Course Fun Fact: Nobody likes bland salad. That's a problem that needs a-dressing.

Q. What is the extra charge for the side salad at the golf course clubhouse?
A. A greens fee.

Q. How did the hipster burn his tongue?
A. He drank coffee before it was cool.

Q. How can you tell you drink far too much coffee?
A. Your last wish is to be cremated so that you can spend eternity inside a coffee can.

Q. How are coffee beans like children?
A. They get grounded a lot.

Q. How can you tell you're addicted to coffee?
A. All your sons are named Joe.

Hulk Humor: Got angry at a chef in an Italian restaurant and gave him a pizza my mindWhat do you call cheese that acts crazy? Basket QuesoMy friend's bakery burned down. Now his business is toast.

Hulk's legacy will become a pizza history!

Q. Did the hyphen chef add pepper to its pizza sauce?
A. Yes, but just a dash.

Square box, round pizza, triangular slices? I'm so confused!

Customer: Will my pizza be long? Waiter: No sir, it will be round.

Q. How do you know if an Italian chef loves you?
A. He steals a pizza your heart.

Q. When does cheese look the most sane?
A. When everybody else on the plate is crackers.

Q. What do you call cheese without crackers?
A. Crackalackin.

Q. Which kind of cheese suffers from depression?
A. Blue Cheese.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: No girl, you are not a cheesy comedian. Tonight's open mic crowd was just vegans or laugh-tose intolerant!

Q. What does bread do after it's done baking?
A. It loafs around.

Q. Why doesn't bread like hot weather?
A. Because it's too toasty!

Q. Why did bread break up with margarine?
A. For a butter lover!

Q. What does the up-and-coming baker call his new bread with a wine-like aroma?
A. Nose Scones.

Baking? There's muffin to it!

A guy hit another on the head with a pop bottle, killing him. In court, he said he was influenced by the song "Let's Get Fizzy-Kill."Old Cooks Never Die, They Just Get DerangedQ. What goes up white, but comes down yellow and white? A. An Egg

Q. What is the Tom Cruise film about cooking?
A. A Few Good Menus.

An orange soda walks into a bar. Bartender looks him over and says, "You know, I like you. You've got a lot of a peel."

Q. What should you do with an old inventory of Coke, Pepsie and Dr. Pepper?
A. Liquidate it.

I went to the store for 8 Sprites, but when I got home I realized I picked 7 Up.

Did you hear about the guy who was a cook in the military? He was proud to serve in the army.

Cook a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish, and you get rid of him for the entire weekend!

When asked about rumors he owned a bakery, Shakespeare replied, "It's much a dough about muffin!"

Q. What is a skeleton chef's specialty?
A. Spare ribs.

Q. Which day of the day do eggs hate the most?
A. Fryday.

Q. How does a pessimist order his eggs?
A. Sunny Side Down.

Q. What did the head chef say to chew out the new guy?
A. This duck is so raw that it's still trying to sell me life insurance!

Fun Foodie Fact of the Day: Did you know that stir fry cooks come from all woks of life?

Hey Gnirl, you should sell hotdogs 'cause you already know how to make a wiener stand!Notice outside the supermarket: Chicken Soup Is Out Of Stock!Diet Humor: You don't gain weight by the minute at the dinner table, but by the seconds.

Q. What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
A. Make me one with everything.

Q. Why did the disgruntled hot dog vendor quit his job?
A. He just didn't relish it.

Q. What do you get if you cross a chilie pepper, a shovel, and a chihuahua?
A. A hot diggity dog!

Q. Why did the blonde put a sweater on her hot dog?
A. Because it was a chili dog!

Q. What is it called when a chef maliciously spills hot broth with dumplings on an obnoxious customer?
A. A Wonton Soup Attack.

Q. What do you call fake ramen noodles?
A. An im-pasta.

Q. Why was the top chef's job in jeopardy?
A. His latest creation was a recipe for disaster.

Q. What do you call 2000 pounds of Chinese soup?
A. Won Ton.

Q. How do some people curb their appetite?
A. At the drive thru window.

Diet Diary, Day 1: I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious!

Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds.

If it wasn't for wrestling with my conscience, I'd get no exercise at all...

Customer: There's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.

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