What is the Tom Cruise film about cooking?
A. A Few Good Menus.
orange soda walks into a bar. Bartender looks him over and
says, "You know, I like you. You've got a lot of a
What should you do with an old inventory of Coke, Pepsie
and Dr. Pepper?
A. Liquidate it.
went to the store for 8 Sprites, but when I got home I realized
I picked 7 Up.
you hear about the guy who was a cook in the military? He
was proud to serve in the army.
a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach him how
to fish, and you get rid of him for the entire weekend!
asked about rumors he owned a bakery, Shakespeare replied,
"It's much a dough about muffin!"
What is a skeleton chef's specialty?
A. Spare ribs.
Which day of the day do eggs hate the most?
How does a pessimist order his eggs?
A. Sunny Side Down.
What did the head chef say to chew out the new guy?
A. This duck is so raw that it's still trying to sell me
Foodie Fact of the Day: Did you know that stir fry cooks
come from all woks of life?