| Q.
Why wasn't the brew chemist convicted on hopped up charges?
A. The jury wasn't convinced beyond a shadow of a stout.
Wish
you were beer!
Q.
What do you call a fantasy piece written by an author while
at a Colorado brew pub?
A. An hoptical allusion.
A
skunk ambles into Jake's Brew Bar in downtown Littleton
and asks, "Hey, where did everybody go?"
Craft
Beer Fact of the Day: Beer is made with hops. Hops is a
plant. Therefore, beer is salad!
A
soccer ball walks into a Denver brew pub, but the beer tender
kicked him out.
Q.
Which craft beer does the LGBTQ community embrace?
A. Malt-ernative Life Style Ale.
Q.
When should you put oranges in your beer?
A. Only once in a Blue Moon, or if you're on a tour of the
brewery in Golden, Colorado. |
Q.
What did the newly divorced brewer name the newest version
of his Celebration Ale?
A. Celebration Fail.
Q.
What happens after Denver writers have had enough craft
beer?
A. Hop-literation!
If
you're new to Colorado, always get the details from your
beer tender or bud tender before you order the seasonal
420 Craft Beer or any dank libatation named Green Flash
or Green Flush!
Q.
How do you know somebody is really into craft beer?
A. Don't worry, they'll tell you!
Q.
Why did the Denver weatherman prefer Colorado craft beer?
A. Because his head is in the cloud.
Q.
Which fashion line is for Golden, Colorado beer lovers who
count calories?
A. Michael Coors Light.
Q.
Which seasonal craft beer is only available for two days?
A. Hoppy New Year.
We'd
love to make up more puns about ficticious funny
craft beer names, but no joke, the dumbest puns
we came up with are already actual craft beer names!
|
Q.
What happens after you've had enough Colorado craft beer?
A. Hop-livion!
Q.
Why is beer better than a woman?
A. Because Colorado craft beer likes when you joke about
it on social media!
I'm
only gonna have one beer. At a time. Until all the beer
is gone...
Sick
of beer? That's like being sick of breathing.
Q.
Why did the brew pub patron want after some clutz spilled
his beer?
A. An Hopology.
Q.
Why is Colorado craft beer so popular throughout the United
States?
A. Because Americans believe in Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit
of Hoppiness.
Q.
Why do frogs like Colorado craft beer?
A. Because once you hop, you can't stop.
Q.
What is the definition of a successful Colorado hunting
trip?
A. When three men manage to kill nine cases of
craft beer in two days. |
