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Wolf asks: What is Colorado's state slogan? A. Welcom to the high country!
Q. Which kind of dog does every vampire own? A. A Bloodhound!
Chewie Says: Happy Chews Day!
Q. Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs? A. Santa Paws!

Q. Which side of a Wookiee has the most hair? A. The Outside!


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(Because Pup Puns and Colorado Canine Jokes to Drool About Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream in Denver Dog Parks!)
Warning: Scratch and Sniff at Your Own Risk! Hungry humor, furry funny jokes, and canine cafe puns ahead.
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You might be from Colorado if you feel slighted if your dog doesn't get a treat at your bank's drive thru!You might be from Colorado if you plan all your dinner dates at dog-friendly restaurants!You might be from Littleton if you go to Ton'y's Meat Market to gt bones for your dog!

Q. Which yummy munchie treat do Colorado dogs enjoy most?
A. Pupcakes.

Q. Why did the Las Alamos, Colorado pooch sit in the shade?
A. He didn't want to become a hot dog.

In Colorado, some people treat their pets with medical marijuana. Which is great because cats need another reason to sit on the couch all day.

Q. What do Coloradans call a Golden Retriever's fashion sense?
A. Doggie style.

Q. What do Coloradans call a dog and cat food sales rep?
A. A pet-a-lure.

Doggie Style Pick-Up Line: Hey big dog, is that your tail between your paws, or are you just happy to see me?

Q. Why was the big Colorado dog still eating?
A. That blue brand grass-fed bison dog food gave him the munchies.

Q. What's the best way to teach a Colorado dog to roll over and play dead?
A. Bluntly, make him watch a few more Broncos games.

Q. Which kind of pizza does a Colorado dog hope his master will order?
A. Pupperoni with extra Cheese!

Q. What might be chocolate covered at a Denver dog-friendly outdoor cafe?
A. A lab.

Q. Why did the blonde guy in Denver wear a sweater knitted out of Golden Retriever hair?
A. 'Cause he wanted to look quite fetching.

Denver Dog Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, are you a chili dog? 'Cause you're so cool!

Q. What did the Cherry Cricket waiter say when he brought out the Denver dog's dinner?
A. Bone appetit!

Q. What do dogs in Colorado eat for breakfast?
A. Pooched eggs or Denver omelettes.

Q. What do you call a hungry canine on top of St. Mary's Glacier?
A. A chili dog.

Q. How do Coloradans know when their dogs are happy?
A. The just look for the tell-tail signs.

Doggie Style Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I need a place to bury my bone. Mind helping me out?

Q. Why did the grand dame Denver dog trainer decide to retire?
A. 'Cause the job was pretty ruff on her.

Colorado Fact: If you don't like the weaterh, just wait five minutes!Wolf Says: Welcome to Colorado's High Country! Dogs Welcomed!Colorado Wisdom: If you don't like the weather, just wait five minutes, and don't stand on top of a mountain during a thunder storm!

Q. What do you call a large dog that meditates on top of Lookout Mountain?
A. Aware Wolf.

Q. In semi-arid Colorado, how can you tell you need to turn on your sprinklers and water the landscape?
A. Fur trees are whistling for dogs!

Q. Which kind of car does a fast dog drive up I70 on his way to Glenwood Springs?
A. A Furrari!

Q. Why did the Boulder contractor's dogs learn how to use tools?
A. So they could work on their pet project.

Q. Why do Denver bloodhounds make great crime reporters?
A. 'Cause they have a nose for the news.

Q. What happened after the Denver dog ate garlic?
A. His bark was worse than his bite.

Q. What frozen treat do dogs enjoy on a hot summer day in Colorado?
A. Pupsicles.

A guy and a dog are having a few drinks at the bar in downtown Littleton. So the dog says, "That's ruff, but you think your wife's a bitch?"

Q. What do Denverites call it when dogs get along well together out in public?
A. A walk in the park.

Woofing Pick-Up Line at the Dog Park: So bitch, do you like it RUFF?

Q. Why is it so hard to find a Denver hipster dog's bone?
A. Because it buried so far underground.

Q. What should you do if your dog goes missing on a camping trip in Arapahoe National Forest?
A. Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark.

Q. Why did the Denver pet store owner call his dentist?
A. His canines were loose!

Q. Which breed of dog do many Olathe, Colorado corn farmers prefer?
A. Husky.

Pick-Up a Dog Line: Hey big guy, is it warm out here, or are am I in heat?

Cannabis Trivia? Sinatra's ad-libbed closing "Dooby-Dooby-Doo" gave the creator of cartoon dog Scooby-Doo the inspiration for his name!Wolf says: You might be from Colorado if you always dress in lairs!Q. Which era do pothead fossil hounds dig most? A. The Stone Age!

Did you hear about the Colorado dog who learned to talk like a horse? It was a real dog and pony show.

Q. What is the medical term for owning too many dogs in the City and County of Denver?
A. Roverdose.

Coloradan: I think I'm turning into a dog.
Shrink: How long have you felt that way?
Native Coloradan: Ever since I was whelped.

Q. In Colorado, what do you call a black sled dog?
A. A dusky husky.

Dog Pick-Up Line: Hey bitch, are you looking for a leash-free relationship?

Q. What is a sure sign that Rover got into the dessert at Ugly Dog Sports Cafe in Denver?
A. Pudding on the Spitz.

Q. What did the cowboy at the Scottish festival in Estes Park say after a bear ate Lassie?
A. Well, doggone.

Q. How can you tell it was a brutal Saturday night at the Denver brew pub?
A. Even your dog said it was "ruff!"

Q. What do Denverites call a poem composed by clever Colorado canines that you have to scan to understand?
A. A bark ode.

Q. Wanna hear a dog poop joke?
A. Never mind. It really stinks...

Doctor: Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body?
Blonde Nurse: Shhhh. There's a pack of hungry dogs outside!

Denver Dog Chat Up Line: Hey baby, howl are you doin'?

Q. Why did the clever dog enroll at CSU?
A. He wanted to study Barkaeology!

Q. Why did the Poudre Valley pooch go to dog school?
A. He wanted to be a Barkitect!

Q. What do you get if you cross a Colorado Springs dog and a calculator?
A. A friend you can count on!

Q. What did the Colorado bitches call the big dog who strutted in front of them shaking his tail?
A. Swagger.

Dog Pick-Up Line: Woof, woof, hottie! I'm just here looking for a little tail.

Q. What makes a muscular, wrinkly-skinned dog have really good vision?
A. The Shar-pei’s sharp eyes.

You might be from Colorado if you've gone off-roading in a vehicle that wasn't intended for tht activity!Stoner Wolf Says: Welcome to Colorful Colorado! Hey, GREEN is a color, too!Wolf says: You might be from Colorado if you know the "Mile High Club" has nothing to do with Denver!

Q. Why did the lost dog in Downtown Denver sleep under a car?
A. Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Q. What do you say if your dog chews up your dictionary?
A. Take the words right out of his mouth.

Did you hear about the new book, Raising Dogs in Colorado? It's a pup-up book.

Q. What did the gym rat in Grand Junction name his dog?
A. Spot.

Dog Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I'd run through every dog park in the world to find a hot bitch like you.

Dog Chat Up Line: Hey bitch, I'll be waiting right here just in case you're looking for an alpha dog.

Q. Which breed of dog tells off color jokes at Comedy Works in Larimer Square in Denver?
A. A Smutt.

Colorado Tourist: Why don't you have doggie bags here?
Waiter at Cherry Cricket: Sir, that would be cruelty to animals.

Q. Which popular breed of dog in Colorado has the most coins?
A. Bloodhounds, because they're always picking up cents around the Denver Mint.

Q. What do you call it when a mean detective mutt follows you around at Denver International Airport?
A. Being cur-tailed.

Good Dog Chat Up Line: Hey baby, how 'bout I fetch you a tennis ball?

Q. What was the lonely dog in Woodland Park doing online?
A. Searching the social petwork for bitches.

Q. Why did the Denver Mint hire a bloodhound?
A. That just made s-cents.

Q. Where should you keep noisy sled dogs?
A. In a barking lot.

Doggie Style Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, don't make me beg for it like a dog!

Q. What is a sure sign Fido got into the dessert at Denver's Watering Bowl tavern and dog park?
A. Pudding on the dog.

Q. Which instrument does a dog musician play in the Colorado Symphony?
A. The trombone.

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