| Q.
What are zebras?
A. Horses that escaped from jail.
Q.
Which NFL Super Bowl matchup caused the most arguing on
the Ranch outside Denver?
A. Cowboys vs Broncos.
Q.
Which baseball team frightens horses in Arizona the most?
A. The Diamondbacks.
Q.
Which kind of horses only go out at night?
A. Nightmares.
Horse
Hookup Line: Hay lady,
would you like to star in my cowboy movie? You can ride
my pony all night long. |
Did
you hear about the horse with a negative attitude? She always
said, "Neigh."
Q.
Why does the rancher call his son Seabisquit?
A. Because he was always horsing around.
Q.
Why are horses such bad dancers?
A. Because they have two left feet!
Q.
Why did the horse rock out to really loud music?
A. Because he liked being a herd animal.
Horse
Pick-Up Line: Hay there,
you must be tired, 'cause you've been trotting through my
mind all day!
|
Q.
What is the best kind of story to tell a runaway horse?
A. A Tale of Whoa!
Q.
Which side of the horse has the most hair?
A. The outside.
Q.
What is by far the hardest thing about riding a horse?
A. The Ground!
Q.
How did the horse riding instructor get more clients?
A. He decided to stirrup some new business.
Horse
Pick-Up Line: Hey Filly,
how 'bout I be your gallant steed and you be my knight,
riding me all night long? |
