Point to Ponder: When you come across sweet corn on sale
at the grocery store for $1 each, is that a bucaneer
farmers have a tough life. They barley survive wheat to
What does a farmer at a roadside stand call a stolen spud?
A. A hot potato!
Store Shopper: Are those genetically modified zucchini?
Produce Guy: Why do you ask?
Zucchini: Yeah, why do you ask?
What was the witch shopping for at the supermarket down
the road from the farmer's market?
A. Bagels and scream cheese.
What do you call a veggie farmer's formal speech about the
progress of pungent bulbs?
A. A state of the onion address.
Which popular tomato variety sold at farmer's markets smells
A. A Roma.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
A. To ketchup with his friends at the roadside stand.
Which variety of slicing tomato is the most popular at farmer's
markets near Hollywood?
Which vegetables do podiatrists seek out at the farmer's
A. B-onions and corns.
What does a farmer say to start the the business day at
his roadside produce stand?
A. Lettuce Begin!
Why can't a rooster ever get rich?
A. Because roosters work for chicken feed.
At the Farmer's Market: What kind of vegetable would you
like for dinner tonight?
Husband: Beets Me?
What do vegetable lovers just home from the farmer's market
call an occasion for burping?
A. A Tupperware party!
What is a farm fresh produce vendor's favorite novel?
A. War and Peas.