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Q. How does a nowman get around? A. He rides an icicle!
Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south!
Q. What is worse than Rudolph with a runny nose? A. Frostie the snowlady with a hot flash!
Q. When is a boat just like snow? A. When it's a drift!
Q What is worse than Rudolph witha runny nose? A. Frosty the Snowman with a hot flush!
Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and the abominable snowman? A. A Jumbo Yeti!

 


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Chill out with funny snowmen, snow lady humor, snow buddy puns and frosty jokes that bite.

Snowman Jokes, Frosty Puns, Frostbite Humor
(Because Snowball LOLs, Coal Jokes, and Carrot Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream If You're Left Out in the Cold!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Flaky snowman jokes, icy laughs, chillin' humor and abominable puns ahead.
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Q. Why was a snowman rummaging through that big bag of carrots? A. He was just picking his hose!Q. What's the difference between snowmen and snow ladies? A. Snow Balls!Q. Why did the snowman have a smile on his face? A. A snowblower was coming down the block!

Q. Why don't snowmen like carrot cake?
A. Because it tastes like boogers.

Q. How do snowmen pay for carrots and coal?
A. Cold, hard cash!

Q. What did the annoyed snowman say to the carrot?
A. Just get out of my face!

Q. In snowman speak, what is an Ig?
A. A crappy house without a Loo.

Q. What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
A.
The Abdominable Snowman.

Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman, a laughing hyena, and a painful pun?
A. Frostbite that really, really hurts! Ouch!

Q. What does a snowman take when he's not feeling well?
A. A chill pill.

Q. What do you call a snowman orgy?
A.
A snowball fight.

Q. How can you tell if a snowman has exceptional bravado?
A. He's got big snowballs.

Q. Why do some snowmen aspire to be famous actors?
A.
Because there's no business like snow business.

Eye-See Snowman Pick-Up Line: Hey Baby, wanna see my snowballs?

Winter Snowman Pick-Up Line: Hello Winter, I've become frost-smitten with you.

Q. What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A. A snow fake.

Q. Why doesn't a snowman wear pants?
A. Because he like being wind blown.

Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the winter cold without a coat.

Q. What do you call a snowman orgasm?
A. Sleet.

Q. What do you call it when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A.
A meltdown!

Chillin' Snowman Hookup Line: Wow, this snow storm really blows. How about you?

Q. What do snowment eat for breakfast? A. Frosted Flakes!Q. What do you call a snowman that can walk? A. Snow-Mobile!Q. Why did Frosy the Snowman want a divorce? A. Because he thought his wife was a flake!

Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
A.
Because you have to hollow out the head.

Q. What happened when a huge icicle hit the snowman in the head?
A.
It knocked him out cold!

Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a baker?
A. Frosty the Doughman.

Q. What is a snowman's least favorite winter yoga position?
A. Downward Facing Dog Poop.

Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a rabid racoon?
A. Frostbite.

Snowman Pick-Up Line: Do I have a fever, or are you giving me the chills?

Q. What do snarky Colorado snowman call really slow skiers on the bunny runs?
A.
Slope pokes.

Q. What is a snowman's favorite game on a winter road trip?
A. Ice Spy.

Q. What is the safest season for snowmen?
A. Winter, because of all the camouflage.

Q. How do snowmen get around in wintry weather?
A.
They ride icicles.

Q. What did the snowman say to his customer?
A. Have an ice day!

Winter Pick-Up Line: If I was a snowman, I'd melt next to you, 'cause you're just too hot to handle.

Q. Why did Mrs. Snowman divorce her husband?
A. She caught him with a snow blower.

Q. Why did the lady snowman delete Tinder?
A.
She was getting too many sno-cone pics.

Q. How can a snowman tell when his lady is mad at him?
A. She only gives him the cold shoulder.

Q. Who is Frosty The Snowman's favorite relative?
A. Aunt Arctica.

Q. What did the snowman say about the latest gossip?
A. I couldn't hear it, so I have snow idea?

Q. What do snowman do on a Colorado Snow Day when everything is closed?
A. They just chill out.

Q. What does a snowman eat? A. Icebergs with Chili Sauce!What's the latest snowman gossip? I couldn't hear, so I have snow idea!Q. What do snowmen like to eat for lunch? A. Ice-berg-ers!

Q. What do snowmen always order off the Tex-Mex lunch menu?
A. Brrr-itos!

Q. What is a snowman's favorite snack?
A.
Ice Krispie Treats.

Q. What do snowmen order at Wendy's Slide-thru window?
A.
A Frosty.

Q. What is a snowman's favorite winter beverage?
A.
Iced Tea.

Q. What do you call a snowman during the summer?
A. Puddle.

Cold Weather Pick-Up Line: I didn't know I was a snowman, but you're so hot my heart just melted.

Q. What do snowladies use on their face during the winter?
A. Cold Cream.

Q. What do snowmen call their offspring?
A.
Chill-dren.

Q. What do doting snowman parents hang over their baby snowman's crib?
A. A snowmobile.

Q. Why did the snowman always have cold feet?
A. Because he goes around brrr-footed.

Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a werewolf?
A. Frostbite.

Q. Why did the snowman visit an orthodontist?
A. To correct his frostbite!

Q. Why do some snowmen drive a snow plow?
A.
Because there's no business like snow business.

Q. Why was Frosty such a huge star in Hollywood?
A. He was built for Snow Biz.

Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a tse tse fly?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What do you call a snowman on winter rollerblades?
A. A snowmobile.

Snowman Pick-Up Line: Hey there, do you plow here often?

Blonde Snowlady Chat Up Line: Hey Frosy, I must be a real flake because I've fallen for you.

Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? A. Frostbite!Q. Which song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party? A. Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads? A. Ice Caps!

Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman with an Arctic Wolf?
A. A Brrr-Grrr.

Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?
A. Underwater Frostbite. (Or what actually took down the Titanic!)

Q. What do you call a gangsta snowman?
A. Froze-T.

Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a snapping turtle during winter?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a mosquito?
A. Frostbite.

Q. Why don't snowmen drink coffee?
A. Because it goes right through them.

Q. Which kind of cake does a snowman like?
A. Any kind, as long as it has a lot of frosting.

Q. What do you call a snowman's winter party?
A. A snowball!

Q. What diet did the snowman go on as a New Year's resolution?
A. The Meltdown Diet.

Q. Who is a snowman's favorite rapper?
A.
Ice T.

Q. What do you call a snowman with a way to get around during the winter?
A. Snow Mobile.

Q. Why did the snowman go to the doctor?
A. Because he had the chills.

Q. What is Jack Frost Jr.'s favorite thing about school?
A. Snow and Tell!

Q. Where do winter championship snowmen football teams compete?
A.
In the Super Ball.

Q. Which toy does a snowman's cat like best?
A. The snowmobile.

Sophomoric Snowman Joke: There is no prom queen at the Snowman High prom, but there is an ice princess. The PTA insisted on some winter dance ice-breakers, though.

Q. What do they call the senior prom at Sam Snowman High School?
A. The Snow Ball.

Winter Snowman Pick-Up Line: Hi Babe, ice to meet you!

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