| Q.
Where do amorous lightning bolts go to hook up?
A. Cloud Nine.
Q.
How does a TV weatherman control his clicker?
A. With a cold snap.
Q.
Why was the lightning bolt featured on the TV news?
A. Are you sure you want to know? The event was truly shocking...
Q.
Why do raindrops like lightning at night?
A. Because they can see where they're going.
Q.
Why did the meteorologists name their bowling team Lightning?
A. Because they get so many strikes.
Q.
Why did Canadian meteorolgists lose to the American meteorologists
in the basketball tournament?
A. 'Cause it was unfair in height! OUCH!
Q.
Why did the hurricane wear a monicle?
A. It only had one eye. |
Q.
Why did the blonde frantically run around outside with her
purse open?
A. She heard they were expecting some change in the weather.
Q.
How do hail stones invest their money?
A. In a combination of liquid and frozen assets.
Q.
What did Spock say when Chekov asked why he should start
a forest campfire while they were stranded on a planet during
an ice storm?
A. It's log-ical.
Q.
What does Captain Picard say at Christmas time?
A. Make It Snow!
Q.
What happens when you travel to Santiago during June, July,
and August?
A. You experience Chile weather.
Q.
Why aren't weathermen embarrassed if they fart while they
pee?
A. 'Cause it's just like rain with a little thunder.
|
You
might need a new psychic if she shakes her crystal ball
and then predicts a snowstorm.
Q.
How are the weather and a man alike?
A. Nothing can be done to change either of them.
Q.
What do a tornado, a hurricane, and a redneck divorce have
in common?
A. In the end, someone is gonna lose a house trailer.
Q.
Why do kangaroo moms really dread rainy days so much?
A. 'Cause the kids have to play inside.
Q.
What did the fog say to the light rain after its vacation?
A. I mist you!
Q.
What did the storm chaser photographer say to the breeze?
A. I'd like to shoot you some time.
Grandpa's
Weather Report: It's so foggy tonight that I can see through
my cataracts. |
