Colorado
Winter Weather Point to Ponder: During a blizzard, how would
you even know if you saw the Abominable Snowman?
Q.
How are a Colorado weatherman and a ski area hooker alike?
A. Both can only estimate how many inches they'll get, or
how long it will last.
Skier:
Doc, I think I'm snow addicted to skiing at Loveland
Ski Area.
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel
a divide?
Q.
Why don't mountains get cold during the winter?
A. Because
they wear snow caps.
Q.
What happened after the kid went indoors wearing a snow
suit?
A. It melted. |
Q.
During a snow storm, what do Denverites always order off
the Tex-Mex lunch menu?
A. Brrr-itos!
Q.
How are freezing rain on I70 asphalt and cake icing alike?
A. Both are a glaze!
Q.
What do young Colorado skiers enjoy most at school?
A. Snow and Tell!
Q.
What does ever great ski area in Colorado already take into
consideration?
A. With great powder, comes great responsibility.
Q.
Why did the comedian snowmen drive a snow plow?
A. 'Cause
there's no business like snow business!
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You
might be from Colorado if you expect snow on Easter, Mother's
Day, Halloween, and Thanksgiving – but not
on Christmas.
Q.
What does a Rocky Mountain wear when the weather gets snowy
and cold?
A. An ice cap.
Q.
Which classic candy is still the favorite of Colorado backcountry
skiers?
A. Sno-Caps.
Q.
What could happen if you sit in the snow too long?
A. You might get polaroids and your cell battery might crap
out, so you won't even get a pic to share.
Q.
Why was the snow plow driver oomedian booed off the stage
at the comedy club?
A. Because his jokes were so flaky. |