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Q. What do Yeti call thwir offspring? A. Chill-dren!
Q. What is a locksmith's favorite winter sport? A. Skiiing!
You might be from Colorado if you grew up planning your Halloween costume around your parka!
Q. Which Colorado ski rea do locksmiths prefer? A. Keystone!
Horse says: You might be from Colorado if an avalance is coming and you're wearing Broncos blinders!

 


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(Because Snowing Jokes ane Blowing Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream If You're Caught In An Avalance!)
Blizzard Warning: Proceed Cautiously! Drifting snow jokes, cold humor, sleety smiles and puns that blow ahead.
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Q. What does a pirate say during a snow storm? A. Shiver me timbers!Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south!Ape chef says: You might be from Colorado if you fire up the grill after shoveling a foot of snow off the deck!

Q. What do you get if you cross a witch and a Halloween blizzard in Denver?
A. A cold spell!

Q. What do you call a Colorado skier who tells tall tales?
A. A snow fake.

Q. During a big winter snow storm, how do you make antifreeze?
A. Take away her blanket!

Q. What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
A. There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.

Q. What did the blowing snow say to the fence?
A. You catch my drift?

Q. How do you keep your feet warm during a Colorado snow storm?
A. Don't go out brrr-footed!

Q. Why are the Colorado ski slopes snow funny?
A. Because they're hill areas!

Q. What is a Colorado skier's mantra?
A. There's snow place like home!

Q. How do polar bears make their beds?
A. With snow blankets and sheets of ice!

Q. What do you call little dogs that just came in out of the snow?
A. Slush puppies.

Winter Pick-Up Line: Hey Girl, I must be a real flake because I've fallen for you.

Did you hear about the Colorado snow storm that arrived at just the right moment? It was white on time!

Colorado Snow Mitigation LOL of the Day: We need to prevent a massive snow slide from letting go on Loveland Pass. But we're all hungry so let's avalanche first.

Colorado Winter Pick-Up Line: Babe, is this sidewalk icy? 'Cause I just fell for you.

Q. What falls, but never hurts itself?
A. Snow.

Q. How are friends and snow alike?
A. If you pee on them, they go away. EW!

Winter Pick-Up Line: Wow, this snow storm really blows. How about you?

Q. When is a boat just like snow? A. When it's a drift!You might be from Colorado if it snows two feet and you don't expect school to be canceled!Q. What's the difference between snowmen and snow ladies? A. Snow Balls!

Q. What do skiers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
A. Polaroids!

Q. What do snowman do on a Colorado Snow Day when everything is closed?
A. They just chill out.

Q. How did the snow globe feel after a scary drive in an ice storm?
A. A little shaken up.

Q. What did the snowy winter road say to the SUV?
A.
Wanna go for a spin?

Q. What did the jalapeno say during the early fall snow storm?
A. I'm a little chile.

Q. How can you tell it was a particulary brutal Colorado snow storm?
A. Even your Alaskan Malamute said it was "ruff!"

Q. Why do chickens think Colorado snow storm jokes are so funny?
A. Because they're made up from scratch!

Q. Why do some snowmen aspire to be famous actors?
A.
Because there's no business like snow business.

Snow Day Pick-Up Line: Babe, black ice isn't the only thing I've fallen for.

Q. In snowman speak, what is an Ig?
A. A crappy snow house without a Loo.

Q. Why did Mrs. Snowman divorce her husband?
A. She caught him with a snow blower.

Q. Which type of parties do Colorado skiers attend?
A. Snow Balls!

Q. Why do sled dogs detest seriously funny winter puns?
A.
Because it's snow laughing matter!

Q. What do you call a hooker standing on the corner during a snow storm?
A. Frostitue.

Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.

You might be from Colorado if you've seen this guy skiing on Peak Nine!Q. What do snowment eat for breakfast? A. Frosted Flakes!You might be from Colorado if you think a blizzard in May is totally normal!

Colorado Winter Weather Point to Ponder: During a blizzard, how would you even know if you saw the Abominable Snowman?

Q. How are a Colorado weatherman and a ski area hooker alike?
A. Both can only estimate how many inches they'll get, or how long it will last.

Skier: Doc, I think I'm snow addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Area.
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?

Q. Why don't mountains get cold during the winter?
A.
Because they wear snow caps.

Q. What happened after the kid went indoors wearing a snow suit?
A. It melted.

Q. During a snow storm, what do Denverites always order off the Tex-Mex lunch menu?
A. Brrr-itos!

Q. How are freezing rain on I70 asphalt and cake icing alike?
A. Both are a glaze!

Q. What do young Colorado skiers enjoy most at school?
A. Snow and Tell!

Q. What does ever great ski area in Colorado already take into consideration?
A. With great powder, comes great responsibility.

Q. Why did the comedian snowmen drive a snow plow?
A.
'Cause there's no business like snow business!

You might be from Colorado if you expect snow on Easter, Mother's Day, Halloween, and Thanksgiving – but not on Christmas.

Q. What does a Rocky Mountain wear when the weather gets snowy and cold?
A. An ice cap.

Q. Which classic candy is still the favorite of Colorado backcountry skiers?
A. Sno-Caps.

Q. What could happen if you sit in the snow too long?
A. You might get polaroids and your cell battery might crap out, so you won't even get a pic to share.

Q. Why was the snow plow driver oomedian booed off the stage at the comedy club?
A. Because his jokes were so flaky.

You might be from Colorado if an avalancheis coming and you're wearing Broncos blinders!What's the latest snowman gossip? I couldn't hear, so I have snow idea!Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and the abominable snowman? A. A Jumbo Yeti!

Q. Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
A. Channel 7's Mike Nelson said there was a 50% chance of snow.

Q. How is a Colorado blizzard warning like Christmas?
A. Last minute shopping in crowded stores!

Blizzard Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?

Q. What did the NSA agent say after the surprise blizzard?
A. We got Snowden.

Q. Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
A. He found out his wife is a real flake.

Q. Where do Colorado snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snow bank.

Q. How do Colorado skiers correct their mistakes?
A. With Whiteout!

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
– Mae West.

Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a really bad pun?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What condition did the gosling suffer from when the Colorado weather turned cold and snowy?
A. Goose bumps.

Q. Why do chickens like Colorado snow jokes and white-out puns?
A. Because they're so flocking funny!

Q. Why did the hens stay indoors during the hellacious Colorado blizzard?
A. Because it was fowl weather.

Q. What is a snowman's favorite game on a snowy winter road trip?
A. Ice Spy.

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