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Warning: Troll the Party Scene with Caution! Gnome shindig jokes, elf bash puns, and gnonsense holidays ahead.
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Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, please brie my Valentine?Q. What does a French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day? A. A hug and a quiche!Hey Gnirl, I was born on Pi Day. That's why my love is infinite and non-repeating!

Q. Why do gnomes think Valentine's Day such a great time to have a celebration?
A. Because you get two party hearty!

Creepy Gnome Valentine's Day Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I don't need Twitter 'cause I'm already following you.

Q. What do gnomes call an itty bitty greeting card sent on February 14?
A. A Valen-tiny.

Q. Why were the gnome's feet cold on Valentine's Day?
A. The cute gnomette knocked his socks off!

Q. What do gnomes in love send their girlfriends on Valentine's Day?
A. Forget-Me-Notes!

Q. What do ominous thunder clouds give amorous gnomes on Valentine's Day?
A. Lots of dark shock-lates.

Valentine's Day Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, are you a florist? 'Cause I want to plant your tulips and my tulips together.

VD Day Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, do you know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!

Q. Which green drink do horny gnomes drink on St. Patrick's Day?
A. Mount 'N Do.

Q. What do leprechauns eat on St. Patrick's Day?
A. Unicorned beef.

Q. Which musical instrument did the show-off leprechaun play on St. Patrick's Day?
A. Brag-pipes.

St. Patrick's Day Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I'm ready to sham rock your world!

Q. What is a match maker's favorite day of the week? A. Twos Day!Gnomes Say: Happy Flirts Day!Gnomes Say: Happy Sought Her Day!

Q. Which day of the week is busiest at gnome dating websites?
A. TwosDay.

Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, let's just blow off Tuesday and go straight to Hump Day!

Gnome Chat Up Line: Your name must be Tuesday because I can't see your weak end from here.

Q. Which day of the week do macho gnomes look forward to?
A. DudesDay.

Q. Which days of the week are a mere blur the following morning for garden gnomes?
A. Thurs-Daze.

Flirty Gnome Pick Up Line: Oh hi girl! I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

Q. Which day of the week absolutely drives traveling gnomes crazy?
A. TurnsDay.

Q. Which day of the week was named after a drunken garden gnome?
A. SlursDay.

Saturday Night Troll Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I've been wanting to get to gnome you.

Gnome Come-On: Hey girl, would you like to get to gnome me?

Q. Which night of a garden gnome's weekend just ambles on in and then casually strolls off?
A. Saunter Day.

Q. Why do gnomes consider Sunday a day of rest?
A. The rest of the yard work, rest of the house cleaning, rest of the laundry...

Pick-Up Gnomes Say: Happy Sex Her Day!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: I Can't Control Myself Around You. You Turn Me Into a Cheesy Muenster!Q. What do lawn ornaments do over winter break? A. Go gnome for the holidays!

Sprite Hookup Line: Hey Gnirl, I'd like access to your lady garden. Gnome what I'm sayin'?

Gnome Sex Her Day Pick-Up Line: Whoa Gnirl, now I know why they call it Sexy Saturday!

Sex-Her-Day Point to Ponder: Gnomettes wonder if Saturday the most romantic day of the week, or the sleaziest?

Gnome: How is Saturday just like a rainbow?
Gnome Buddy: You can see it from a distance, but when you get close it begins to just disappear.

Q. What is a gnome's favorite Halloween party game?
A. Hide and Shriek!

Q. Why do gnomes like Halloween?
A. Because there are so many other little gremlins out in the neighborhood.

Halloween Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, you can sit on my pumpkin, but you butternut squash it!

Q. What is the highest compliment a cemetery gnome can receive?
A. Wow, you're in grave condition!

Q. Which Christmas decor do gnomes absolutely despise?
A. Elf on a shelf.

Q. What is a Jewish gnome's version of elf on a shelf?
A. Mensch on a bench.

Q. Which condition did the gnome suffer from after he ate Christmas decorations?
A. Tinsel-itis!

Q. What do garden gnomes call cutting down a tree for the holidays?
A. Christmas Chopping.

Q. What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A. Mr. Xmass!Q. Why doesn't Sant let the elvs cook? A. the steaks are too high!Q. What is a gnome's favorite Xmas carol? A. Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow!

Q. Why are gnomes so cold at Christmas time?
A. Because it's Decem-brrrr.

Q. What do you call a greedy little gnome at Christmas time?
A. Elfish.

Christmas Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, let's pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.

Q. Who is the king of Santa's rocking little helpers?
A. Elfis, thank you very much.

Q. How can you tell that a gnome has been eating your holiday gingerbread men?
A. They've been nibbled only from the knees down.

Q. Where did Santa's little helpers go to be educated?
A. They are gnome-schooled.

Q. What is the first thing young gnomes learn in school?
A. The elf-abet.

Christmas Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, know what's missing from your RRY CHRISTMAS? It's ME!

Q. What do you call a musically gifted gnome?
A. A Christmas Rap Artist!

Q. What do gnomes call the last Christmas carol pun here that just isn't funny?
A. The First No-LOL!

Q. Why weren't the garden gnomes sad when the headless snowman melted?
A. Because he was snowbody.

Q. Why is Santa banned from going down the chimney next year?
A. That was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission.

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