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Troll the scenic route with gnome travel humor, gnomad jokes, and road-weary gnome puns.

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(Because Gnome Getaway Puns and Elf Road Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream at the Troll Truck Stop!)
Warning: Gnome Mobile with Caution! Worldly gnome jokes, troll on the move humor, and elf vacay puns ahead.
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Dream Vacation: GnomanslandTraveling Trolls Appreciate Mobile GnomesGnome Man's Land: Not your average vacation

Q. What did the gnome say to the hula dancer during his vacation in Hawaii?
A. Gnoman is on island.

Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I'm from Gnome Land Security, so I'll need to inspect your baggage.

Q. How did the wannabe hipster gnome die on vacation?
A. Oops! He tried to cross the mainstream!

Q. Why are vacationing gnomes great house guests?
A. Because they only stay a short time.

Q. Why don't gnomes ever go camping with just one other gnome?
A. Because it's just two in tents.

Q. Why did the gnome's luggage start to cry?
A. Because he had emotional baggage.

Q. What do traveling gnomes say to greet each other?
A. Small world, isn't it!

Q. Which gnome town will not allow humans through the city gates?
A. Gno-man's Land.

Q. Why do hipster gnomes travel on the subway?
A. Because it's so underground!

Quick! Let's Go! Get in the motor gnomeWinnebago is preferred by mobile gnomesWhere Gnome Man Has Gone Before

Q. What did the garden gnome who was traveling on vacation say when he saw his old pal?
A. Statue bro?

Q. What did the garden gnomes give the cannibal who was late for the picnic?
A. The cold shoulder.

Q. What happened to the traveling gnome who found himself on the Highway to Hell?
A. After he drove over the Pothole to Hell, he had to call roadside assistance from Hell.

Q. Which European gnomes travel the most?
A. Romans.

Q. What kind of car does a gnome drive?
A. A Mini Cooper.

Q. Why aren't there more funny gnome road trip jokes?
A. Because car puns are so exhausting!

Q. Why do traveling gnomes from New York like to visit Minnesota?
A. Because that's where the mini apple is.

Q. How does a gnome feel when he finally arrives at the gates to the amusement park?
A. Entranced.

Q. How did the Amazon gnomettes refer to their isolated home?
A. Gnoman's Land.

Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, can I see your pointy hat and passport? 'Cause you've been roaming through my mind all day.

Q. Why are mountains the most fun place for a gnome's road trip vacation?
A. Because they're hill areas!

Q. Which great city of the north is inhabited by many short, bearded beings?
A. Gnome, Alaska.

There's gnome time like the present, past and future. Who gnew gnomes are time travelers?Ain't Gnome Mountain High Enough... For What?No time to explain... Get in the cart!

Q. Why did the gnome always take the subway to work?
A. Because a metro-gnome is always on time!

Q. How do you describe a tense time-traveling gnome?
A. All wound up!

Q. What did the traveling gnomes say about their group accomodations?
A. It was a hostel envirnoment!

Q. What do you call a gnome walking backwards?
A. Emong.

Gnome Travel Point to Ponder: The fact that there's a Highway to Hell and a Stairway to Heaven says alot about the anticipated traffic.

Q. What happened to the gnome who broke his left arm and left leg in a vacation mountain climbing accident?
A. He's alright now.

Q. What is short and wears green lederhosen with a red hat while standing at an intersection?
A. A cross-dressing gnome.

Q. Where do many traveling gnomes get flat tires?
A. Where there is a fork in the road!

Q. Why don't wee gnomes tell jokes about the limosines?
A. Because limo jokes are too long...

Oh, give me a gnome where the buffalo roamTroll Poetry... Un Gnome PassagePast Travels: Gnome Mystery. *Footnote in history

Q. Why did the traveling gnome put his bed in a campfire?
A. Because he wanted to sleep like a log.

Gnome Wisdom of the Day: C-sharp when you cross the street… or you're going to B-flat.

Traveling Troll Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, why don't you wander lust over this way?

Q. How many gnomes does it take to change a street light bulb?
A. None. Gnomes can get away with more mischief in the dark.

Q. What did the traveling gnome say while on vacation in Cuba?
A. I'm Havana great time!

Gnome On the Move Line: Hey Gnirl, you don't look too baaad standing in there with all those goats.

Q. Why was the alcholic gnome having so much trouble driving?
A. 'Cause he was a little drunk.

Elfin Hookup Line: Hey Gnirl, once you go gnome, you'll never go home.

Q. What did the gnome call it when a hatchet fell and damaged his car?
A. An scary Axe-ident!

Time travel makes gnome sense? GMT: Gnome Meridian TimeSettled Down. I used to be a Gnome Ad.Q. What is the original homeland of gnomes? A. The Gnoman Empire

Q. How did the traveling gnome feel when he was mugged by six dwarfs?
A. Not Happy.

Did you hear about the time traveling gnome who visited a restaurant? He liked it so much that he went back four seconds!

Q. Why didn't the gnome comedian tell his hilarious joke about time travel?
A. Because the audience was not laughing.

Time Travel Point to Ponder: Do gnome time travelers have a timeless sense of humor?

Q. What are the best times for traveling gnomes to party on vacation?
A. Daytime and Nighttime.

Q. Which rare Scottish creature has the worst odds for survival when discovered by gnomes?
A. The Luck Less Monster.

Gnome Wisdom of the Day: Camping and fancy hotels do have something in common. Both have free toilet trees.

Q. Why did the artist think twice about sculpting an erotic gnome statue?
A. If you build it, they will come.

Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, if I followed you home, would you keep me?

Q. How did the gnome builders at Easter Island erect the moai?
A. They gave them a heads up.

Gnome Hookup Line: Wow, there's a gnome in the road. I think I'll go pick him up.

Q. What happened to the gnome who bought London Bridge pants?
A. They kept falling down!

Q. How does a gnome chef turn a garden salad into a Caesar salad?
A. He stabs it several times.

Garden Gremlin Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, there's just no place like Gnome.

Point a Traveler Gnome on Vacation Ponders: If an angel is removed from a fountain, does that make it a sans serif font?

Q. What kind music did gnomes play during the construction of Stonehenge?
A. Rolling Stones!

Q. What did the bartender say to the lost troll that stumbled into the bar?
A. Go Gnome! You're drunk!

Q. What happened to the gnome who fell into a barrel of beer?
A. He came to a very bitter end.

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