Q.
How did the traveling gnome feel when he was mugged by six
dwarfs?
A. Not Happy.
Did
you hear about the time traveling gnome who visited a restaurant?
He liked it so much that he went back four seconds!
Q.
Why didn't the gnome comedian tell his hilarious joke about
time travel?
A. Because the audience was not laughing.
Time
Travel Point to Ponder: Do gnome time travelers have a timeless
sense of humor?
Q.
What are the best times for traveling gnomes to party on
vacation?
A. Daytime and Nighttime.
Q.
Which rare Scottish creature has the worst odds for survival
when discovered by gnomes?
A. The Luck Less Monster. |
Gnome
Wisdom of the Day: Camping and fancy hotels do have something
in common. Both have free toilet trees.
Q.
Why did the artist think twice about sculpting an erotic
gnome statue?
A. If you build it, they will come.
Gnome
Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, if I followed you home, would you
keep me?
Q.
How did the gnome builders at Easter Island erect the moai?
A. They gave them a heads up.
Gnome
Hookup Line: Wow, there's a gnome in the road. I think I'll
go pick him up.
Q.
What happened to the gnome who bought London Bridge pants?
A. They kept falling down!
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Q.
How does a gnome chef turn a garden salad into a Caesar
salad?
A. He stabs it several times.
Garden
Gremlin Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, there's just no place like
Gnome.
Point
a Traveler Gnome on Vacation Ponders: If an angel is removed
from a fountain, does that make it a sans serif font?
Q.
What kind music did gnomes play during the construction
of Stonehenge?
A. Rolling Stones!
Q.
What did the bartender say to the lost troll that stumbled
into the bar?
A. Go Gnome! You're drunk!
Q.
What happened to the gnome who fell into a barrel of beer?
A. He came to a very bitter end. |