How did the traveling gnome feel when he was mugged by six
A. Not Happy.
you hear about the time traveling gnome who visited a restaurant?
He liked it so much that he went back four seconds!
Why didn't the gnome comedian tell his hilarious joke about
A. Because the audience was not laughing.
Travel Point to Ponder: Do gnome time travelers have a timeless
sense of humor?
What are the best times for traveling gnomes to party on
A. Daytime and Nighttime.
Which rare Scottish creature has the worst odds for survival
when discovered by gnomes?
A. The Luck Less Monster.
Wisdom of the Day: Camping and fancy hotels do have something
in common. Both have free toilet trees.
Why did the artist think twice about sculpting an erotic
A. If you build it, they will come.
Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, if I followed you home, would you
How did the gnome builders at Easter Island erect the moai?
A. They gave them a heads up.
Hookup Line: Wow, there's a gnome in the road. I think I'll
go pick him up.
What happened to the gnome who bought London Bridge pants?
A. They kept falling down!
How does a gnome chef turn a garden salad into a Caesar
A. He stabs it several times.
Gremlin Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, there's just no place like
a Traveler Gnome on Vacation Ponders: If an angel is removed
from a fountain, does that make it a sans serif font?
What kind music did gnomes play during the construction
A. Rolling Stones!
What did the bartender say to the lost troll that stumbled
into the bar?
A. Go Gnome! You're drunk!
What happened to the gnome who fell into a barrel of beer?
A. He came to a very bitter end.