Hall of Fame Mention of the Day: Stevie Wonder wasn't just
a great musician, he was otta sight!
Which classic rock band is the favorite of Jehovah's Witness?
A. The Doors!
How can you tell a guitarist is worried?
A. He frets a lot.
What do you call a guitar that wants to become a violin?
Which musician in the rock band does the weirdest stuff
A. The bizarre-est guitarist.
How do critics rank dramatic musical works?
A. Standard opera-rating procedure.
If everybody around you is wild about big band music, where
do you live?
A. In a swing state.
a Musician Line: Hey honey, how about you give me a piano
lesson? We could play all night long and make sweet music
Music Groan of the Day: Last night the school orchestra
played Brahms. Brahms lost. OUCH!
If Albert Einstein was a rapper, what would he call himself?
A. E MC Square.
What does the music term E-sharp mean?
A. Tech savvy.
What is it called when a rapper clearly puts it all out
for his psychiatrist?
A. Shrink Rap!
How did the musician's latest stage performance go?
A. A chording to plan!
Why did the guy turn up the music before going into the
A. So you can't hear shit.
Pick-Up Line of Note: Hey
babe, I'm like a musician at a party. I always make a big
entrance and never cum early.
What do you call the musician who plays both the tenor and
What is the favorite tune of the wannabe fast order cook?
A. I Believe I Can Fry.
Why isn't R&B music popular in North Korea?
A. Because they have no Seoul.
Point to Ponder: Does music make you think, considering
it did make Stevie Wonder?
What do you call a tailor who composes music when he's not
A. A Singer song writer.
Why did the pony win the county fair's battle of the bands?
A. 'Cause he was a rocking horse!
What is the name of the new Emo Salsa band?
A. Hispanic at the Disco.
Up a Musician Line: Hey dude, do you play trumpet? 'Cause
you're making me horny.
Musician Chat Up Line:
Hey there, I really want to B with you, if that's
not too much treble.