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Scary Clown Jokes, Juggler Puns, Circus Act Humor
(Because Acrobat Puns and Trapeze Jokes Are Far TOO Mainstream When You're in No Mood for Clowning Around!)
Warning: Proceed Cautiously! Carnival humor, amusement park laughs, juggling jokes and clown puns ahead.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny!Q. What is Dracula's favorite circus act? A. He really goes for the juggler!Zombie Joke: Q. Why did the lion spit out the clown? A. Because he tasted funny!

Q. How is going to a singles bar different from going to the circus?
A. At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

Q. What do you call electronics workers who act like buffoons?
A. Circuit clowns.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job at the clown shoe factory?
A. Because it was no small feet.

Q. Why don't aliens in UFOs ever abduct clowns?
A. Because they smell funny.

Q. How do you know if you're having circus weather today?
A. The heat is in tents.

Q. How do you kill a circus clown act?
A. Just go for the juggler.

Q. Why did a vampire join the circus?
A. To become an acrobat.

Q. How do you make a juggler laugh?
A. Just tickle his balls!

Q. What caused the death of the old circus juggler?
A. His balls dropped while he was juggling knives.

Q. Why is the circus full of vampires?
A. They need someone to do bit parts!

Q. Why don't vampires suck the blood of clowns?
A. Because they have a funny aftertaste.

Q. Why did the vampire suck the blood of the tightrope walker?
A. Because he wanted a well-balanced meal.

Q. If a car with four clowns drives off a cliff, what is the tragedy in that?
A. You can fit a lot more than four in a car.

Q. Why did the cops pull over the Mini Cooper full of clowns on their way across the road?
A. For the fun of it, plus they obviously weren't wearing seat belts.

Q. Which material is usually used to make clown suits?
A. Poly-jester.

Q. Why did the pirate clown leave the cheesy circus?
A. Since he only had one leg, he couldn't get his Stilton.

Q. Why won't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.

Lion Says: Caturday is the Mane Event!Q. How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? A. One, but it takes at least three light bulbs!Did you hear about the illusionist that made things disappear? He ahd the magic touch!

Q. Why was the lion tamer fined?
A. For parking on the yellow lion.

Q. On which day do circus lions eat lion tamers most often?
A. Chewsday!

Q. Why did the circus lion eat the tightrope walker?
A. Because he wanted a well-balanced meal.

Q. Who wrote the book, The Man Who Failed At Tight Rope Walking?
A. Sissy Roper.

Q. What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus performer?
A. A bloody entertaining act that goes straight for the juggler!

Q. How does a gnome make a juggler laugh?
A. He just tickles his balls!

Q. Why did the vampire juggler act so batty?
A. It was in his blood.

Pick Up a Circus Juggler Line: Is that a flaming torch in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Q. Why are circus performers called artists?
A. Because they know how to draw a crowd!

Q. What happened to the human cannonball?
A. He got fired.

Q. Which is the most steady job in the circus?
A. Tightrope walker.

Q. What happened to the kid who ran away with the circus?
A. The cops made him bring it back...

Did you hear about the talent show act that's officially banned now? It was performed lawlessly!Q. Did the annoying mime actually make any mondy? A. Nothing to speak of!Q. Why did a blonde go to the dentist? A. Because somebody dented her car!

Q. Why did the Invisible Man go on stage?
A. To perform a vanishing act.

Q. Why did the guy end his career as a trapeze artist?
A. Because he was let go.

Q. Why do vampire circus trapeze artists fly so batty?
A. 'Cause it's in their blood.

Q. Which circus performers can see in the dark?
A. The acro-bats.

Q. Which circus act does powerful Batman enjoy most?
A. The Acro-bat-teries!

Q. Which kind of show do quiet botanists really dig?
A. Plantomime.

Q. What do you call a clown who holds the door for a lady?
A. A nice jester.

Two cannibals walk into a bar and sit next to a clown. First cannibal whacks the clown on the head, and they both start eating the clown. Suddenly, the second cannibal looks up and says, "Hey, do you taste something funny?"

Q. What do you call a dumb skeleton that does stupid circus act video stunts?
A. Bonehead.

Q. Why are so many circus performers so stressed out all the time?
A. Because their job is in tents.

Circus Physician Quote of the Day: Upon examination of the genetalia, Zobo the clown, has indeed been circus-cized.

Q. Why doesn't Bigfoot play for the Denver Broncos?
A. Because Sasquatch is afraid of clowns!

Q. Why did the circus clown wear loud socks?
A. So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

Q. Which circus werewolf could escape any trap?
A. Hairy Howldini.

Q. What did the magician say to the fisherman? A. Pick a cod, any cod!Q. What are a ghoul's favorite rides at the amusement park? A. The scary-go-round and roller ghoster!What is the scariest day of the week? Boos Day!

Q. Why did the circus magician decide to quit drinking?
A. Because every time he walked down the street he turned into a bar.

Q. How can you tell if you come from a line of crummy magicians?
A. You've got two half-sisters. OUCH!

Q. What do you call the corpse of the magician who died doing during his act?
A. Abra cadaver.

Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.

Q. Why was the prostitute magician so popular?
A. 'Cause she always had a few good tricks.

A shoe salesman, a pirate, and a clown jog into a bar. The bartender says, "What? Is this some kind of a joke about La Feet?"

Q. What do fun-loving physicists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon?
A. A Ferrous Wheel.

Q. Where did the automobile go on its summer vacation?
A. It joined the carnival.

Q. What do you call a creepy pervert at the carnival's haunted house?
A. A peek-a-boo!

Q. Why are the toilets at haunted carnivals six inches higher than normal?
A. They want to keep visitors on their toes.

Q. What do little monsters ride at the amusement park?
A. The Scary-Go-Round.


Q. Why do gnomes dislike clowns?
A. Because they're not funny and they trod all over everything and everybody with their big feet!

Q. What is the difference between a circus master and Caesar's barber?
A. One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman.

Q. Why did the clown cross the road?
A. To get his rubber chicken.

Q. Why did the clown's rubber chicken cross the road?
A. She wanted to stretch her legs!

Q. How did the wealthy rubber chicken cross the road?
A. In a stretch limo.

Q. Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A. It just wanted to stretch its legs!

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