Roses
are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither
are you.
Drunken
Bar Pickup Poetry: Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka
is cheaper than having dinner with you.
Valentine's
Day Pick-Down Line: Roses are
red, violets are blue, I'd rather be alone than be with
you.
Dear
Beef, Hot coals are red, gas flames are blue, but when it
comes to meat, all I want is you.
Bull
Pick-Up Poetry: Roses
are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow
goes moooo.
VD
Day meoP: The roses are dead, the violets are wilted,
it's Valentine's Day, and I've been jilted. |
Urologists
have been blessed with golden opportunities, know how to
go with the flow, and make the lives of their patients a
wee bit better.
Idaho
Springs Patient: I keep painting myself gold.
Bakerville Shrink: Oh, don't worry. It's just a gilt complex.
Q.
What is a pirate's favorite color?
A. Gold.
Q.
What do you call a seaman who tries to steal sunken fool's
gold?
A. A sea pyrite.
Q.
How can you remember the periodic table symbols for silver
and gold?
A. If somebody tries to steal you silver, you say, "A
G, I lost my silver." But if someone tries to take
your gold you'd say, "A U, gimme back my gold!"
|
Q.
What happened when the red ship collided with the blue ship?
A. The sailors were all marooned!
Q.
Why do red strawberries look down on blueberries?
A. 'Cause they're good for muffin!
Q.
Which potent pot song were Colorado stoners more than reddy
for in 1975?
A. Panama Red by New Riders of the Purple Sage.
Roses
are red, berries are blue, oranges are orange, and that's
why they're cool!
Red-Eyed
Stoner Come-On: Hey girl,
your eyes are even greener than the weed I'm smokin'!
Roses
are red, violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and so
do I. |
