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Q. What do bananas say when they answer the phone? A. Yellow!
Alien says: You might be from Colorado if you believe in going green!
Crow  Chef Asks: Which fruit do you eat when you're sad? A. Blueberries!

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Gnome ____ in a Black Hole!
Q. What's sour, green, and swims in an aquarium? A. A trop-pickle fish!
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When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imaginationBeer glass asks: Why does corona go through your system so fast? A. Becuase it doesn't have to stop to change color!Stoner Wolf Says: Welcome to Colorful Colorado! Hey, GREEN is a color, too!

Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.

Q. Which kind of melon can change colors at will?
A. A Chamelon!

Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.

Colorful Point to Ponder: If you change the color of your food, are you on a dye-it?

Q. Why did the blonde in the car with the wildly colorful paint job get pulled over?
A. The cops said it was a graphic violation.

Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.

Q. Why was the patient so stunned when the eye doctor told him he was colorblind?
A. Because that came right out of the blue.

Q. Why does Batman wear darkly colored clothing?
A. Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Q. Why does Robin wear brightly colorful clothing?
A. Because Batman does not want to get shot!

Colorblind Pick Up Line: Hey babe, no wonder the sky is gray today. All the blue is in your eyes.

Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.

Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!

Q. What did the bewitching webmaster say to her guy on Valentine's Day?
A. Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, this is a HEX just for you.

Q. Why did the burglar wear blue latex gloves?
A. He didn't want to be caught redhanded!

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Q. What did the red light say to the green light? A. Don't look, I'm changing!What rhymes with orange? A. No, it doesn't!Q. What is a cool banana's favorite song? A. Melllo Yellow!

Q. Why did the traffic signal turn red?
A. You would too, if you had to change in the middle of the road.

Q. What do you call a red potato that tries to pass as a tomato?
A. An imi-tater!

Q. Where should a baseball player never wear red?
A. In the bullpen.

Q. Are there any funny red wine jokes at PainfulPuns?
A. You bet Shiraz there are!

Q. Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
A. The Reds!

Q. Why did the blonde nurse carry a pen with red ink?
A. Just in case she needs to draw blood.

Q. Why do tanning lotions turn your skin orange?
A. Because it's made from tangerines!

Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.

Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.

Q. Why are orange root veggies the coldest?
A. 'Cause they don't carrot at all.

Q. Why was the orange so good at running races?
A. It was always juiced up and ready to go!

Q. Why did the orange root veggie decide to wear a costume to Mardi Gras?
A. It was a mask-carrot party.

Q. What are big, orange Halloween gourds truly afraid of?
A. Things that go pumpkin the night.

Q. What does a banana holler from a mountain top?
A. Yellow down there!

Q. Why is #1 yellow?
A. Because it's afraid of #2!

Q. Why is sperm white and urine yellow?
A. So that men can tell if they're coming or going!

Scientists believe that the Yellowstone super volcano is overdue for an eruption, and they're calling it Eruptile Dysfunction.

Q. Why was the lion tamer fined?
A. For parking on the yellow lion.

Q. Can bees fly during a torrential Colorado rain storm?
A. Not without their yellow jackets.

Q. Why did the traffic lights flash yellow?
A. They were programmed by a blonde!

Hulk Asks: What is a great name for a gardener? A. Alonso Greene!Q. What happens when you play the blues backwards? A. Your wife comes back, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison!Q. Why did the grocery store sell green and purple cabbage? A. Because two heads are better than one!

Q. Why did The Hulk turn red instead of green?
A. Because he forgot to use sunscreen!

Q. What do you get if you cross a big green monster and a ballpoint pen?
A. The Ink-Credible Hulk!

Q. Where does The Hulk get all his bell peppers?
A. At the greenhouse.

Q. Which big green character really makes The Hulk angry?
A. The Jolly Green Giant.

Q. Why did the green grower get kicked out of the garden?
A. He took a pea.

Q. Which Star Wars character grows the best weed?
A. Yoda, because two green thumbs, he has.

Q. Why wasn't the new traffic signal installed yet?
A. They were waiting for city officials to give it the green light.

Q. What do you call a donkey with a banjo in Telluride, Colorado?
A. Bluegr-ass.

Q. What did the bleu cheese receive when it won the cheesy Olympics?
A. A Mold Medal.

Q. What happens when you cross a gynecologist drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and a sexy blonde drinking Smirnoff vodka?
A. A Pabst Smir!

Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird.

Q. What song does a winning NASCAR driver sing during a big race?
A. Blue Bayou.

Q. Why did the innocent blueberry get framed for the crime?
A. The evidence was a strawberry plant!

Q. What is the funniest UFO joke of all time?
A. Project Blue Book.

Q. What is the secret of The Incredible Hulk's purple pants?
A. Unstable nut-lear decay.

Q. Why are The Hulk's pants purple?
A. Because they orange green, due to basic color theory.

Q. What do you get if you cross a burglar and purple flowers?
A. Robbery with violets.

Q. Why did the purple grape stop in the middle of the road?
A. He ran out of juice.

Q. Why shouldn't you ever go to a color blind fortune teller?
A. Because they can't see the fuchsia.

Q. How do you describe the flavor of that pink upset stomach medicine?
A. Pept-abysmal.

Q. Which pink OTC medication causes people to steal it from the pharmacy?
A. Klepto-Bismol.

Gnome Entering a Black Hole!Whiteboards Are RemarkableAn optometrist asked a guy if his eyes had ever been checked. The guy replied, "No, they've always been brown!"

Q. What did the physicist get when he put coffee into a black hole?
A. Hyperspace!

Q. What did scientists confirm after announcing the first photo of a black hole?
A. Once you go black, you never do come back.

Q. Why don't aliens play golf in space?
A. Too many black holes.

Q. What is the favorite classic rock song lyric for black coffee drinkers?
A. Hello Darness, My Old Friend.

Q. Which type of garden flower sounds like it was recently on the losing end of a fight?
A. The Black-Eyed Susan.

Q. Why don't strawberries hang out with blackberries and blueberries?
A. 'Cause they don't want to get beat up.

Q. How do Colorado skiers correct their mistakes?
A. With Whiteout!

Q. What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
A. White Infidel.

It's Daylight Saving Time! So remember to change your wine clock from red to white!

Q. How do you know your dentiist is an Alt Righter?
A. He thinks the best teeth are white and straight.

Q. How is white bread like the sun?
A. It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

Q. What is the oldest animal known to mankind?
A. The zebra, because it's in black and white.

Q. Which Colorado craft beer do van-driving retro guys in Morrison drink?
A. Brown Eyed Ale.

Q. Which famous shoe salesman joined the police force?
A. Buster Brown.

Q. What is the difference between toilet paper and toast?
A. Toast is brown on both sides.

Q. What kind of car does a proctologist drive?
A. A brown Probe!

Q. What is it called when your blue jeans turn brown?
A. Dung-arees.

Q. Why did the blonde farmer get a brown cow?
A. She wanted chocolate milk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if he's usy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you!Hulk Says: When I asked my girl if she wanted a ring made of silver or gold, she said either ore!Q. What is red and smells like blue paint? A. Red paint!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.

Drunken Bar Pickup Poetry: Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka is cheaper than having dinner with you.

Valentine's Day Pick-Down Line: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be alone than be with you.

Dear Beef, Hot coals are red, gas flames are blue, but when it comes to meat, all I want is you.

Bull Pick-Up Poetry: Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.

VD Day meoP: The roses are dead, the violets are wilted, it's Valentine's Day, and I've been jilted.

Urologists have been blessed with golden opportunities, know how to go with the flow, and make the lives of their patients a wee bit better.

Idaho Springs Patient: I keep painting myself gold.
Bakerville Shrink: Oh, don't worry. It's just a gilt complex.

Q. What is a pirate's favorite color?
A. Gold.

Q. What do you call a seaman who tries to steal sunken fool's gold?
A. A sea pyrite.

Q. How can you remember the periodic table symbols for silver and gold?
A. If somebody tries to steal you silver, you say, "A G, I lost my silver." But if someone tries to take your gold you'd say, "A U, gimme back my gold!"

Q. What happened when the red ship collided with the blue ship?
A. The sailors were all marooned!

Q. Why do red strawberries look down on blueberries?
A. 'Cause they're good for muffin!

Q. Which potent pot song were Colorado stoners more than reddy for in 1975?
A. Panama Red by New Riders of the Purple Sage.

Roses are red, berries are blue, oranges are orange, and that's why they're cool!

Red-Eyed Stoner Come-On: Hey girl, your eyes are even greener than the weed I'm smokin'!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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