Q. What is a baker's favorite kind of tree?
Which type of tree is most commonly found in a gardener's
A. A Pantry.
What happened after the tree got engaged?
A. She wanted to show off her ring.
Up a Lawn-Mowing Man Line: Hey little man, is your name
Lief? 'Cause I'd like to to blow you.
What did the leaves say to the garden gnome?
A. Blow me!
Which kind of small trees did the locksmith use to landscape
What did the little sapling say to the math teacher?
A. Gee, I'm a Tree!
What is the difference between a kangaroo and a lumberjack?
A. A kangaroo hops and chews, but the lumberjack chops and
How do trees get onto the Internet?
A. They log in!
Which tree monster grows in the forest along with Bigfoot?
What is very scary and hangs from trees in the jungle?
Why did a skeleton climb a tree?
A. Because a dog wanted his bones.
What is it called when a coniferous tree feels an eerie
Which dinosaur was the branch manager?
you hear about the urban gnome that was afraid of gardening?
He moved to the burbs and then he grew a pear.
What is the last thing a hard-working gardener gnome does?
A. He leaves.
What has no fingers, but does have many rings?
A. A tree.
Why did the orchard owner decide to change careers?
A. The job was a fruitless endeavor.
Why was the little pine tree in trouble?
A. It was being knotty.
you hear about the successful bonzai grower? His next project
is a miniature golf course.
Who wrote the book, Evergreens Of The Desert?
A. June Epp Per.
Pick-Up Line: Hey man,
do these plums feel ripe to you?
What's a math teacher's favorite kind of tree?
How do Coloradans treat tourists from the Pine Tree State?
A. They always mind their Maine-ers.
Why did the blonde open the book about trees?
A. So she could leaf through it.
Tree FYI of the Day: Acorns turn into oak trees. That's
the explanation in a nutshell.
Did you see the last gardening joke about the tree?
A. It'll leaf you laughing.
How did the old lumberjack pass away?
A. He just logged out.