Q. What is a baker's favorite kind of tree?
Which type of tree is most commonly found in a gardener's
A. A Pantry.
What happened after the tree got engaged?
A. She wanted to show off her ring.
Up a Lawn-Mowing Man Line: Hey little man, is your name
Lief? 'Cause I'd like to to blow you.
What did the leaves say to the garden gnome?
A. Blow me!
Which kind of small trees did the locksmith use to landscape
What did the little sapling say to the math teacher?
A. Gee, I'm a Tree!
Which tree monster grows in the forest?
What is very scary and hangs from trees in the jungle?
Why did a skeleton climb a tree?
A. Because a dog wanted his bones.
What is it called when a cruciferous tree feels an eerie
you hear about the urban gnome that was afraid of gardening?
He moved to the burbs and then he grew a pear.
What is the last thing a hard-working gardener gnome does?
A. He leaves.
What has no fingers, but has many rings?
A. A tree.
How do trees get onto the Internet?
A. They log in!
Why was the little pine tree in trouble?
A. It was being knotty.
you hear about the successful bonzai grower? His next project
is a miniature golf course.
Who wrote the book, Evergreens Of The Desert?
A. June Epp Per.
Pick-Up Line: Hey man, do these
plums feel ripe to you?
What's a math teacher's favorite kind of tree?
How do Coloradans treat tourists from the Pine Tree State?
A. They always mind their Maine-ers.
Did you see the last gardening joke about the tree?
A. It'll leaf you laughing.