What did one butt cheek say to the other?
A. Oh gosh, that horrible smell is coming from the corridor.
How did the Cache la Poudre River get its name?
A. Early explorers saw Sasquatch and Bigfoot tossing turds
at each other across the river.
What did one turd ask his hot date?
A. Is that love in the air?
you hear about the guy who was suffering from diarrhea for
the past few days? He's finally making some solid
Scooper: Dude, I make $500 a week picking up dog sh*t.
Dude: That's gross.
Pooper Scooper: No, that's net.
What do you call a magical poop?
Are poop jokes the most popular toilet humor theme?
A. No, butt they are a solid #2!
What does a baker call it when he's stealing away in the
restroom for a moment?
A. Pinching a loaf.
How did one guy get over his chronic diarrhea?
A. He made some positive lifestyle changes and really got
his shit together.
How are dog poop and women alike?
A. The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
the plumber broke up with his girlfriend, he said, "It's
I heard there was a dinosaur that left turd trails to navigate
back out of the jungle.
Paleontologist: That's poop-postoraus.
How does a dung beetle make his house smell better?
A. With aromatic Poop-ourri!
is a crap palindrome.
What is brown and hidden behind the wall?
A. Humpty's dump.
you hear about the plumbers who went to Vegas to play some
Where does a pirate go when he has diarrrhea?
A. The poop deck.
Why was the farmer arguing with the pushy fertilizer salesman?
A. 'Cause there was only so much bullshit he was willing
Wanna hear a dog poop joke?
A. Never mind. It really stinks...