| Q.
Men, what happens when you miss the toilet bowl?
A. Urine trouble with your wife.
Are
you looking for jokes about the female urinary system? Well,
urine luck!
Q.
What happens when you miss the toilet bowl?
A. Urine trouble with your wife.
Q.
What did the cannibal say after he dumped his wife?
A. Please pass the toilet paper.
Q.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A. He wiped his butt.
Q.
Why did Lieutenant Uhuru look so shocked?
A. Because William Shat-Near Her. |
Q.
What did the maxi pad say to the fart?
A. You're the wind beneath my wings.
Q.
What should a well-dressed woman wear to a truly scary haunted
house?
A. Depends. Not a joke Wear Depends!
Eco
blondes know the adage: If it's yellow, let it mellow.
And, blondes know green is good, unless your toner can't
correct it.
Q.
How did the proctologist refer to his now ex-wife?
A. Poopsie.
Ladies
rooms are more popular than ever in the 21st Century. Just
look at all the women standing in line just waiting for
their turn to get a seat.
Q.
Why do women take baths to relax?
A. Because it's too hard to drink wine in the shower. |
My
wife says love is the best feeling ever. But I think finding
a toilet when you're having a sudden attack of diarrhea
is better.
When
the plumber broke up with his girlfriend, he said, "It's
over, Flo."
Fact
of Life Learned in the Ladies Loo: Love is like a fart.
If you have to force it, it's probably sh*t!
Q.
What did the Urologist say to his sweet lady on February
14?
A. Will you pee my Valentine?
Q.
What happens when kids are playing in the garden and don't
tell their mom that they have to use the toilet?
A. They soil themselves
Q.
What did the guy say to the blonde when he playfully slapped
her butt?
A. Hi, Poopsie! |
