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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When
the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. Ouch!
Did
you hear about the dyslexic satanist? He sold his soul to
Santa.
Q.
What's a more fun and sporting way to refer to toupee?
A. A convertible top!
Q.
How do we know hair brushes like these painful hair groaner
jokes.
A. They keep combing back!
Old
nitpickers never die, but they certainly do feel
lousy. |
Q.
Why didn't the hard cheese want to be sliced?
A. It had grater plans.
Q.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his
wife with cheese?
A. He double Gloucester!
Q.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
A. Looking Gouda.
Q.
How did the old gossip die?
A. She lost her confidants.
Q.
Wanna hear another gouda groaner joke?
A. Never mind, it is way too cheesy.
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Q.
What did the perverted magician do in his act?
A. He pulled his top hat out of a rabbit.
Q.
What did the angry magician do during his show?
A. He pulled his hare out.
Q.
What do you call a magician abducted by a UFO?
A. A flying sorcerer!
Q.
What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
A. This is a stand-up.
Q.
Why don't old procrastinators ever die?
A. 'Cause they keep putting it off. |
