Words of Wisdom: Making it to Tuesday is a sign you managed
to survive Monday!
Which day of the week is busiest at dating websites?
Why is Tuesday the unsung hero of the week?
A. Because it's the furthest from next Monday!
Words of Wisdom: Do not get hung up on NooseDay!
Why does your dog think Tuesday is fun?
A. Because he thinks you said SmoochDay!
Tuesday Trivia: Nothing messes up your hump day than realizing
it's only Tuesday!
Why do farts like Tuesdays?
A. Because it's called TootsDay in the native language of
Thought of the Day: It's funny how Wednesday is sort of
like a middle finger pointing up at you.
Which godly day of the week Woden you want to mess
Why is Wednesday called Hump Day?
A. Because it's the WTF lead-in to the next two days!
Which day of the week does Pugsley protect?
A. Weird Wednesday.
Point to Ponder: Why doesn't anybody get married on Wednesday?
On which day of the week do hipsters launch their newest
A. Weirds Day.
On which day of the week do the most people get lost?
A. Where's Day.
What do you call a week with no Wednesday?
How do you finally get over hump day?
A. Buck Up to Thursday!
Day Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
today is Hump Day, so why not start it out with
Anti Pick-Up Line: Hey big
guy, if you were a camel, you'd have a hump...
Pick-Up Line: Hello there.
My name is Humphey. You must be Wednesday? (As told by the
Pick-Up Line: Wow, is your
name Wednesday? 'Cause I'd gladly hump you.
Pick-Up Line: Hi, is your
name Camel? 'Cause I'd like to double-hump you.