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Wend your way to where's Wednesday humor, red's day puns, and bends day jokes.

Weeds Day Puns and Windy Wednesday Jokes
(Because Bends Day Jokes and Wells Day Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream on Wets Day Night!)
Warning: KaPow! Wham Wednesday jokes, warts day humor, and wacky weeds day puns ahead.
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WHAM! Happy Wednesday!Happy Wednesday? (Addams)Happy Whats-Day!

Q. How do superheroes refer to Wednesday?
A. WhamsDay.

Q. Which day of the week is a real blowhard?
A. Winds Day.

Q. What is Eddie Munster's favorite day of the week?
A. Were's Day!

Q. Which day of the week does Pugsley protect?
A. Weird Wednesday.

Q. Why is Wednesday called Hump Day?
A. Because it's the WTF lead-in to the next two days!

Q. Which day of the week really packs a punch?
A. Whams Day.

Happy Cannabis Says: Happy Weed's Day!Happy Wig's Day!Dandelions Say: Happy Weeds-Day!

Q. What do potheads call Wednesday?
A. RestDay.

Q. On which day of the week do hipsters launch their newest trends?
A. Weirds Day.

Q. Which day of the week do big-haired '80s rockers remember most fondly?
A. RadsDay.

Q. Which day of the week has the most cutting puns?
A. Whets Day.

Q. Which day of the week do farmers look forward to most?
A. WetsDay.

Q. Which day of the week do frogs and toads live for?
A. Warts Day.

Happy Bends-Day!Tornado and Hotdogs Say: Happy Wind's Day, Chicago!Beer-Drinking Chimp Says: Happy Bent-Day!

Q. What did the yoga class call the midweek session?
A. BendsDay.

Q. Which day of the week is the most limber?
A. Bends Day.

Q. Which day of the week is a weatherman's favorite to predict?
A. WetsDay.

Q. Which day of the week do lycanthroopes sing about during the full moon?
A. Were's Day.

Q. Which day of the week is the wettest?
A. WellsDay.

Q. Which day of the week drinks way too much coffee?
A. Wireds Day.

Wine Says: Happy Red's Day!Happy Wells-Day!Big Ape in Santa Hat Says: Happy Wants-Day!

Q. How do you know it's finally Wine Wednesday?
A. Because not a single woman in the room is whining about last Tuesday.

Q. Which days of the week serve the best hamburgers?
A. Wednesdays.

Q. How do you finally get over hump day?
A. Buck Up to Thursday!

Q. Which day is it easiest to get lost on?
A. Where's Day.

Q. Which city just loves Winds-Day?
A. Chicago.

Q. What do you call it when Christmas falls on a Wednesday?
A. WantsDay.

Midweek Point to Ponder: Why doesn't anybody get married on Wednesday?

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