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Warning: Proceed with Caution! Filthy Dirts-Day jokes, Thrush-Day humor, and fuzzy Furz-Day puns ahead.
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Giant flying bird leaving a trail behind says: Oh Crap It's Turds Day!Brushed dog with dog-shaped pile of dog hair says: I Love Furs Day!Hairless Cat Says: I Hate Furz-Days!

Q. Which day of the week is the hardest to remember anything about the next morning?
A. Blurs Day.

Q. What's it called when you totally black out about Hump Day happy hour?
A. Thurs-Daze.

Q. Which day of the week is the busiest for door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesmen?
A. Furs Day!

Q. Which day of the week is always a vicious circle?
A. Turns Day.

Q. Which day of the week is by far the baddest?
A. Worse Day.

Q. Which day of the week is the most painful of them all?
A. Hurts Day.

Cow says: Hay, I herd today is Turds Day!Filthy Pig Says: Happy Dirts Day!Pink Flamingo Says: Wow, Is It Birds-Day Already?

Q. When is it the most common for things to expode?
A. Burst Day

Q. Which day of the week do you wish would never come?
A. Hearse Day.

Q. When will you find the best sausage sale prices at the butcher shop?
A. Wurst Day.

Q. When do you have to share one large pizza with two other people?
A. Thirds Day.

Q. Which day of the week is the favorite of sightseers?
A. Tours Day.

Q. When are you most likely to recieve the longest text messags?
A. On Words Day.

Sweet Little Kitten Says: Happy Purrs Day!Four Chickens Say: Happy Hers Day!Sleepy Dog Says: Happy Curs Day!

Q. Which day of the week is the worst for catty remarks?
A. Slurs Day.

Q. When is it the hardest to figure out what your cat is talking about?
A. Slurs Day.

Q. Which day of the week do chickens giggle about?
A. Flirts Day.

Q. Which day of the week is the favorite of black widows?
A. Lures Day.

Q. Which day of the week do geeks and techies eagerly awayt?
A. Nerds Day.

Q. Which day of the week drives stable horses amsolutely mad?
A. Spurs Day.

Laughing Long-Haired Cat Says: Happy Furz-Day!Little Bird In Flight Says: Happy Thrush Day!Wooly Malamute Dog Says: Happy Furs Day!

Q. Which day of the week do black cats chant about?
A. Curse Day.

Q. When do army generals get the most salutes?
A. Sirs Day. But, every day of the week is Sirs Day in the army...

Q. Which day of the week do desert camels dread?
A. Thirst Day.

Q. Which day of the week is the worst for riots in Cell Block 9??
A. Stirs Day.

Q. Which day of the week seriously stinks?
A. Turds Day. Butt, Tootsday isn't very far behind!

Q. Which day of the week is the cokdest of them all?
A. BRRRs Day.

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