Jokes, Thursday Puns, Dirts Day Humor
comic relief from Hurts-Day with Purrs Day puns, turdy Curs Day humor,
and Birds Day jokes.
Proceed with Caution! Filthy Dirts-Day jokes, Thrush-Day
humor, and fuzzy Furz-Day puns ahead.
Thursday Jokes, Furs Day Humor, Turds Day Puns
(Because Firs Day Jokes and
Crappy Turds-Day Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream
On a Typical Thirst Day!)
| Day of the Week Jokes | Sunday
Jokes, Funday LOLs, Son Day Puns | Mon-Dane
Monday Jokes |
| Tuesday Jokes, Dudes Day Laughs, DOs Day
Puns | Wednesday Jokes and Hump Day
| Thursday Jokes and Thors Daze Humor
| 2 | 3
| Friday Jokes and TGIF Funs | Friday
the 13th |
| Saturday Jokes, Sought Her Day Puns, Sat
All Day LOLs | Caturday Puns |
Daily Pick-Up Lines |
Which day of the week is the hardest to remember anything
about the next morning?
A. Blurs Day.
What's it called when you totally black out about Hump Day
Which day of the week is the busiest for door-to-door vacuum
A. Furs Day!
Which day of the week is always a vicious circle?
A. Turns Day.
Which day of the week is by far the baddest?
A. Worse Day.
Which day of the week is the most painful of them all?
A. Hurts Day.
When is it the most common for things to expode?
A. Burst Day
Which day of the week do you wish would never come?
A. Hearse Day.
When will you find the best sausage sale prices at the butcher
A. Wurst Day.
When do you have to share one large pizza with two other
A. Thirds Day.
Which day of the week is the favorite of sightseers?
A. Tours Day.
When are you most likely to recieve the longest text messags?
A. On Words Day.
Which day of the week is the worst for catty remarks?
A. Slurs Day.
When is it the hardest to figure out what your cat is talking
A. Slurs Day.
Which day of the week do chickens giggle about?
A. Flirts Day.
Which day of the week is the favorite of black widows?
A. Lures Day.
Which day of the week do geeks and techies eagerly awayt?
A. Nerds Day.
Which day of the week drives stable horses amsolutely
A. Spurs Day.
Daily Jokes | Sunny
Sunday Puns | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
6 | Mundane Monday
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
Which day of the week do black cats chant about?
A. Curse Day.
When do army generals get the most salutes?
A. Sirs Day. But, every day of the week is Sirs Day in the
Which day of the week do desert camels dread?
A. Thirst Day.
Which day of the week is the worst for riots in Cell Block
A. Stirs Day.
Which day of the week seriously stinks?
A. Turds Day. Butt, Tootsday isn't very far behind!
Which day of the week is the cokdest of them all?
A. BRRRs Day.
| Tuesday | 2
| 3 | 4
| Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day Humor |
2 | 3
| 4 | Thursday
Laughs | 2 | 3
| Friday Fun | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | Friday 13th
| Saturday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Caturday | Daily
| Seasonal Holiday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Happy Birthday Party Humor | Gnome
Holiday Party Jokes |
| Party Jokes, Celebration Humor, Shindig
Puns | Holiday Food Jokes |
Holiday Drnking Jokes |
| Valentine's Day Jokes |
VD Day Pick-Up Lines | St.
Patrick's Day Puns | Spring Holidays
| Happy 420 Jokes | Party
Animal Puns | Hot Summer Holiday
Jokes | Autumn and Fall Puns
| Halloween Puns |
Halloween Treats | Spooky Come-Ons
| Thanksgiving Jokes | Winter
| Christmas Jokes | Santa
Claus Jokes | Christmas Food
Jokes | Elf LOLs | Xmas
Chat Up Lines |
| Xmas Music | Christmas
Animal Jokes | New Year's Jokes
| Winter Humor | Winter
still in a daze, so
here's even weak laughter,
furry fuzzy humor,
turdy jokes and Hurts-Day
painful puns to get you through 'til tomorrow:
Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...
Cat Jokes | Chicken
Humor | Colorado Jokes | Comedian
Jokes | Cow Jokes | Craft
Beer Puns | Doctor Jokes |
| Dog Jokes | Furniture
Jokes | Hair Humor | Music
Jokes | Pig Puns | Pirate
Jokes | Police Puns | Psychic
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Smelly
Puns | Sports Jokes | Tree
Jokes | Turdy Jokes | Weather
Humor | Women Giggles |
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