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You might be from Colorado if you joined the "Mile High Club: in the back seat of an SUV!
Green alien says: Space aliens are Broncos fans because Denver is a mile cloer to home!
Q. Why is Denver known as the Mile High City? A. 5280 Pot Shops!
You might be from Colorado if you've seen Bigfoot in a driverless beer truck on I25!
Pot of salsa says: You might be from Colorado if you know the names of all the hot peppers and can eat them without hurting yourself!
Green Alien Asks: Who performs a killer cannabis comedy act? A. The Grin Reefer!

 


Colorado Jokes, High Altitude Humor, Peak Puns
Welcome to Colorful Colorado humor, peak Rocky Mountain puns, and Mile High Denver jokes.

Colorful Colorado Jokes & High Country Humor
(Because You Might Be From Colorado Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream in the Rocky Mountain West!)
Warning: Ascend at Your Own Pace! High altitude humor, Colorado native jokes, and rocky puns below.
| Colorado Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | Colorado Come-Ons |
| You Might Be From Colorado If... | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Colorado Tourism | Mountain Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Colorado Music Jokes | Colorado Nightlife Jokes | Colorado Craft Beer Jokes | Beer IS Better! |
| Denver Puns | 2 | 3 | Munchies | Mile High Club Jokes | Denver Dog Puns | Wildlife Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Colorado Sports Puns | Skiing Jokes | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Fishing Puns | Bigfoot Jokes |
| Colorado Weather Jokes | Weatherman Humor | 2 | Colorado Cannabis Jokes | Miles High LOLs |

You might be from Colorado if you highly recomment the Rocky Mountain Oysters to your visiting in-laws!You might be from Colorado if you met this guy at a LoDo bar last weekend!Q. Why do hipsters tend to stick to back country streams in Colorado? A. Because they're less main stream!

Q. What is a great name for a prize-winning Colorado steer?
A. Chuck.

Q. Why are steaks so happy at Denver barbeques?
A. They get to meet all their old flames.

Q. How do you avoid getting swallowed by a river while white water rafting in Colorado?
A. Stay away from the river's mouth!

Q. Why did the Colorado beef herd return to the cannabis field?
A. It was a classic case of the pot calling the cattle back. Plus, the steaks have never been higher!

Q. What does a cannibal call a knight in armor at the Colorado Renaissance Festival?
A. Canned food.

Q. What do Coloradans call a narrow connecting waterway in the mountains that's getting narrower every year?
A. A recessive strait.

Q. What do you call a Colorado Sasquatch that enjoys craft beer?
A. The Hopominable Snowman!

Q. What do beer-loving Denver Broncos fans chant at the game?
A. Who let the dog stout?

Q. What do Colorado craft brewers say about competitor brands in Kansas?
A. Don't let them get the yeast of you.

Q. What did the Denver craft brewer say after he helped an old lady across the street?
A. Oh, that's the yeast I could do.

Q. What do crafty Denverites call a group of young kids dressed like ghosts for Halloween?
A. A micro-boo-ery.

Q. Which popular breed of dog in Colorado has the most coins?
A. Bloodhounds, because they're always picking up cents around the Denver Mint.

Q. Why do hipster horses in Colorado wear bikini underwear?
A. Because it doesn't ride up on them.

Q. What do Coloradans call a hipster in Central City who plays poker well?
A. Chipster.

Three blonde hikers were in the Castle Pines, Colorado forest and came across some tracks. The first one said, "It looks like bear tracks." The second said, "No, it looks like beaver tracks." Before the third could say anything, they all got hit by a train... Dam!

Q. What do you call a vacation home on the best trout fishing stream in Colorado?
A. Reel estate.

Q. What did the Colorado tourist, who had put on some pounds, say to the other mountain hikers?
A. Weight up!

Did you hear about the Colorado geologist? He took his wife for granite, so she left him.

Colorado Fact: If you don't like the weaterh, just wait five minutes!Alien says: In Colorado, if you don't like weed puns, you ganja have a bad time!Wolf says: You might be from Colorado if you know the "Mile High Club" has nothing to do with Denver!

Q. Why did Colorado weather want privacy?
A. Because it was changing.

Did you hear about the unfortunate Colorado weather chaser who recently died? His last photos of lightning were really quite striking, though.

Q. Which TV weather forecast feature do Colorado potheads enjoy the most?
A. The Highs.

Q. What do you call a large dog that meditates on top of Lookout Mountain?
A. Aware Wolf.

Q. Why was The Incredible Hulk fired from his gig as weatherman on Denver's 9News?
A. Because his forecast was always the same: Partly cloudy with a 50% chance of pain, and because Kathy Sabine's horse kicked him out of her way...

Q. Why don't little green men in Colorado get into arguments?
A. Because they always take the high road!

Colorado Cannabis Trivia: Mary Jane Mountain became part of Winter Park Ski Resort on January 30, 1975, adding 18 new trails to the Colorado high country.

Q. For maximum effect, what time does Bigfoot pop a Coors and smoke pot on top of Pikes Peak?
A. High Noon.

Colorado Cannabis-ism Business Slogan of the Day: Weed. It's not just for glaucoma any more!

Q. How can you tell you've had too much coffee and weed while vacationing in Vail, Colorado?
A. You have the ability to ski uphill!

Q. What do you call flying solo in the Mile High Club?
A. Hijacking!

Q. What do you call flying solo in the Mile High Club?
A. Autopilot!

Q. What do you call flying solo in the Mile High Club?
A. Cloud Seeding!

Q. How did the pilot at Front Range Airport refer to the Mile High Club?
A. Touring the cockpit!

Broncos Fan Point to Ponder: If you joined the Mile High Club on the Field at Mile High, would a ref penalize you for cheating?

High Country Colorado Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, wanna come over and suck my bong?

Colorado High Country Joke: I put a Denver Broncos jersey on my airplane. Now it can't touch down!Which Colorado14-er should you climb is you can't make a decision? Quandary Peak!Why are Denver Broncos jokes getting dumb and dumber? A. Because we fans make them up ourselves!

Did you notice after Colorado legalized marijuana, nobody knows the name of the Broncos stadium?

Denver Broncos Trivia: After Colorado legalized marijuana, the name of the football stadium doesn't matter because it's just a Field at Mile High.

Q. Why did they stop doing the WAVE at the Denver Broncos Stadium?
A. Too many blonde fans were drowning.

Orange you glad that last Denver Broncos pun blue you away?

Q. How do you know Bigfoot isn't a Denver Broncos' fan?
A. He has not been seen anywhere near Empower Stadium.

Rocky Factoid of the Day: Colorado is the only place where it's acceptable for a man to brag about how many 14-ers he's been on top of.

Q. What do you call the insatiable urge to climb all of Colorado 14-ers?
A. Being drawn to scale.

Q. Why do hipsters dig mine shafts in the Colorado Rockies?
A. Because they're so far underground!

Q. What happened when Gold walked into the bar in Cripple Creek, Colorado?
A. The bartender yelled, "AU, get out!"

Q. Who wrote the Colorado high country trail guide, Comin' Round the Mountain?
A. Shell Bea Bach.

Q. What did one Broncos tailgater say to another?
A. Your pace is familiar, but I can't remember your mane.

Q. How do you become a superhero during a Denver Broncos game?
A. Rescue a guy named Bud who's been trapped inside a bottle!

Q. Why is the Broncos' kicker the funniest guy on the team?
A. He always strives for a good punt!

Q. What did the Denver Broncos' cheerleader yell to the ghosts in the stadium?
A. Show me your team spirit!

Q. Who is the happiest at a Broncos game?
A. The cheerleaders.

You night be from Colorado if you've seen Sasquatch from Lookout Mountain!Orange Habanero Peppers say: Go Broncos! Denver is so hot!Q. Why do aliens visit the Mile-High City? A. Hey, I'm not getting paid for these tourism ads!

Q. Why are there so many Bigfoot sightings on Mt. Elbert in Colorado?
A. Because it's in the Sawatch Range.

Q. What is the mating ground of the Abominable Snowman?
A. Loveland Pass, Colorado.

Q. Why did Mt. Everest Yetis visit Pike's Peak and then Cripple Creek, Colorado?
A. T-Bet on Bigfoot sightings.

Q. What did Bigfoot do after he retired from the Colorado Springs Police Department?
A. He became a Night Squatchman.

Q. Why are there so many Bigfoot sightings in Colorado?
A. Because sasquatches like the high country view and skunk apes enjoy the smell of skunk weed.

If you live in Denver, Colorado you don't have to get high. But, you do have to stay hot!

Denver Broncos Pick-Up Line: I'm gonna ask you out now, so we don't get a delay of game penalty!

Q. What does a Colorado cattlemen wear to a Denver Broncos game?
A. A Jersey.

Drunken Point to Ponder: If you're an alcoholic if you drink too much vodka, then are you Fantastic if you drink too much Orange Crush soda during a Broncos' Game?

Q. Do the Walking Dead play NFL football?
A. Yes, they do! They play offense 'cause that's something to do in Denver when your're dead.

Q. What is a little green man's weed source?
A. Colorado, Mother Earth.

Q. Which kitchen gadget does an ancient alien chef in Colorado use to bring back herb from the future?
A. A thyme machine.

Q. How can you tell you're at a Mile High wedding in Colorado?
A. Hungry guests begin to nibble on the rice.

Mile High 420 Quip: Whoever said, "Money Can't Buy Happiness," clearly has not visited a Colorado pot shop.

Poetic Colorado Pick-Up Line: Hi there, don't be shy, let's get high.

Miles High Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, weed be cute together.

| Colorado Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | Denver Puns | 2 | 3 |
| You Might Be From Colorado If... | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Colorado Tourism | Mountain Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Colorado Nightlife Jokes | Denver Dog Jokes | Wildlife Jokes | 2 | 3 | Bear Puns | Donkey Jokes |
| Colorado Sports Puns | Ski Jokes | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Fishing Puns | Bigfoot Jokes | 2 |
| Colorado Craft Beer Puns | Colorado Cannabis Jokes | Mile High Humor | Weed Jokes | Munchies |
| Colorado Weather Jokes | Cool Weather Humor | 2 | Cold Winter Jokes | Colorado Come-Ons
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