What is a great name for a prize-winning Colorado steer?
Why are steaks so happy at Denver barbeques?
A. They get to meet all their old flames.
How do you avoid getting swallowed by a river while white
water rafting in Colorado?
A. Stay away from the river's mouth!
Why did the Colorado beef herd return to the cannabis field?
A. It was a classic case of the pot calling the cattle back.
Plus, the steaks have never been higher!
What does a cannibal call a knight in armor at the Colorado
A. Canned food.
What do Coloradans call a narrow connecting waterway in
the mountains that's getting narrower every year?
A. A recessive strait.
What do you call a Colorado Sasquatch that enjoys craft
A. The Hopominable Snowman!
What do beer-loving Denver Broncos fans chant at the game?
A. Who let the dog stout?
What do Colorado craft brewers say about competitor brands
A. Don't let them get the yeast of you.
What did the Denver craft brewer say after he helped an
old lady across the street?
A. Oh, that's the yeast I could do.
What do crafty Denverites call a group of young kids dressed
like ghosts for Halloween?
A. A micro-boo-ery.
Which popular breed of dog in Colorado has the most coins?
A. Bloodhounds, because they're always picking up cents
around the Denver Mint.
Why do hipster horses in Colorado wear bikini underwear?
A. Because it doesn't ride up on them.
What do Coloradans call a hipster in Central City who plays
blonde hikers were in the Castle Pines, Colorado forest
and came across some tracks. The first one said, "It
looks like bear tracks." The second said, "No,
it looks like beaver tracks." Before the third could
say anything, they all got hit by a train... Dam!
What do you call a vacation home on the best trout fishing
stream in Colorado?
A. Reel estate.
What did the Colorado tourist, who had put on some pounds,
say to the other mountain hikers?
A. Weight up!
you hear about the Colorado geologist? He took his wife
for granite, so she left him.