| Q.
Why are there so many Bigfoot sightings on Mt. Elbert in
Colorado?
A. Because it's in the Sawatch Range.
Q.
How did the Cache la Poudre River get its name?
A. Early explorers saw Sasquatch and Bigfoot tossing turds
at each other across the banks.
Q.
What is the mating ground of the Abominable Snowman?
A. Loveland Pass, Colorado.
Q.
Why did Mt. Everest Yetis visit Pike's Peak and then Cripple
Creek, Colorado?
A. T-Bet on Bigfoot sightings.
Q.
What did Bigfoot do after he retired from the Colorado Springs
Police Department?
A. He became a Night Squatchman.
Q.
Why are there so many Bigfoot sightings in Colorado?
A. Because sasquatches like the high country view
and skunk apes enjoy the smell of skunk weed.
Q.
Which USA state has the happiest gray wolf population?
A. Howl-o-rado.
Q.
In Colorado, what do you get when you cross a river and
a canal?
A. Wet!
Turkey
Day Fact: Thanksgiving is the only USA holiday when the
mascot is butchered and devoured. Aren't you glad that doesn't
happen on Alrerd Packer Day in Colorado? |
If
you live in Denver, Colorado you don't have to get high.
But, you do have to stay hot!
Q.
Which waterway is the hungriest?
A. Roaring Fork River in Colorado.
Denver
Broncos Pick-Up Line: I'm
gonna ask you out now, so we don't get a delay
of game penalty!
Q.
What does a Colorado cattlemen wear to a Denver Broncos
game?
A. A Jersey.
Drunken
Point to Ponder: If you're an alcoholic if you
drink too much vodka, then are you Fantastic if
you drink too much Orange Crush soda during a Broncos' Game?
Q.
Do the Walking Dead play NFL football?
A. Yes, they do! They play offense 'cause that's something
to do in Denver when your're dead.
Q.
Which orange and blue dinosaur skeleton is prominately displayed
at Denver Museum of Nature and Science?
A. The Bronco-saurus
Fun
Colorado Facr of the Day: Telluride got its name 'cause
it was To Hell You Ride. Just ask Butch Cassidy...
Q.
Why didn't the bald eagle on top of Pike's Peak think he'd
be a suspect in the Cripple Creek crime?
A. Because he was above suspicion.
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Q. What is a little green man's weed source?
A. Colorado, Mother Earth.
Q.
Which kitchen gadget does an ancient alien chef
in Colorado use to bring back herb from the future?
A. A thyme machine.
Q.
How can you tell you're at a Mile High wedding
in Colorado?
A. Hungry guests begin to nibble on the rice.
Mile
High 420 Quip: Whoever said, "Money Can't Buy Happiness,"
clearly has not visited a Colorado pot shop.
Poetic
Colorado Pick-Up Line: Hi
there, don't be shy, let's get high.
Q.
Why are Colorado River tributaries so easy to get along
with?
A. They always go with the flow.
Miles
High Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
weed be cute together.
Q.
Which fashion line is for Golden, Colorado beer lovers who
count calories?
A. Michael Coors Light.
Q.
Where did the Allosaurus go sight-seeing
in Colorado and Utah?
A. Dinosaur National Monument.
Q.
Which white water rafting company in Colorado gets the most
repeat visitors?
A. Echo Canyon. |
