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Never go hiking with a serial killer in Colorado! Just give hm free reign on the psycho path!
You might be from Colorado if you have a rocky sense of humor!
Bear says: You might be from Colorado if you always dress in lairs!
Q. Why is Colorado's nickname the High Country? A. Peak Scenery, Bud!

 


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(Because Rocky Humor and Peak Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream in the Colorado Mountain High Country!)
Warning: Visit at Your Own Risk! High Colorado mountain humor, peak puns, and hell areas jokes ahead.
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Q. Why do the mountains lean toward teh east? A. Because Aurora sucks!You might be from Colorado if you know what the Continental Divide is!You might be from Colorado if you describe eye-catching mesas as butte beauts!

Colorado Point to Ponder: Is the difference between hill and hell is just a fine line?

Q. Why did a near-sighted guy from Kansas fall into Glenwood Springs?
A. Because he didn't see that well!

Blue Spruce: I feel like a needle.
Psychiatrist in Evergreen: Yes, eye do see your point.

Q. Why did the podiatrist relocate to the Pikes Peak region?
A. He heard there's lots of Bigfoots there.

You might be exercising outdoors in Colorado if high gusts are bothering you. And, you might be in Boulder if uninvited guests bother you. You might be outside a pot shop, if nothing bothers you.

Q. Who do locksmiths try to avoid while skiing in Colorado?
A. The Keystone Cops at A-Basin.

You might be a Colorado native if you can drive to South Park without using GPS or any alien assistance.

Did you hear the story about the Colorado mountain? I just couldn't get over it!

Q. Where does a Colorado mountain man keep his pigs?
A. In a hog cabin.

Q. Why did Mt. Everest Yetis visit Pike's Peak and then Cripple Creek, Colorado?
A. T-Bet on Bigfoot sightings.

Q. What is a Colorado locksmith's favorite winter sport?
A. Skiing!

You might be from Colorado if you always know what the elevation is, no matter where you are!Horse says: You might be from Colorado if an avalance is coming and you're wearing Broncos blinders!You might be from Colorado if north means mountains to the left, south means mountains to the right, and east and west are where all those liberals keep coming from!

Q. Who wrote the Colorado high country book, Comin' Round the Mountain Again?
A. Shell B. Bach.

Q. Why did the green light turn yellow in Aspen, Colorado during October?
A. Because it was fall.

Lofty Colorado Laugh of the Day: The local bank in Aspen introduced a new cash machine built in to a tree. If it's successful, they intend to expand to other branches.

Patient: I feel like a pack of cards.
Cripple Creek Shrink: I see. I'll deal with you later...

Q. How do you keep your feet warm during a Colorado snow storm?
A. Don't go out brrr-footed!

Q. Why did the snowman in Fraser, Colorado go to the doctor?
A. Because he always has the chills!

Q. Why did the Colorado dude ranch owner name his horse Flattery?
A. Because it got him nowhere.

Q. What do Coloradans call a narrow connecting waterway in the mountains that's getting narrower every year?
A. A recessive strait.

Q. What kind of jacket do you wear when hiking in the Colorado Rockies?
A. A trail blazer.

Q. What do pirates wear when vacationing in the Colorado Rockies?
A. PaRRRkas.

Q. Why did the Rocky Mountain Bighorn Sheep go to the doctor?
A. Because it was feeling really baaad.

Q. What is it called when you believe everybody in Colorado who brags about discovering a new water-worn ravine?
A. Gully Bull.

You might be from Colorado if you joined the "Mile High Club: in the back seat of an SUV!You might be from Colordo if you actually know South Park is a real place and not just a TV show!Wolf asks: What is Colorado's state slogan? A. Welcom to the high country!

Q. How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?
A. Don't sleep too long in it.

Q. What kind music should you listen to in a rockslide delay on I70 between Georgetown and Bakerville, Colorado?
A. Rolling Stones!

Q. Why didn't the quarter roll down the Colorado mountain along with the nickel?
A. Because the quarter had more cents!

Did you hear about the kidnapping on Pike's Peak? It's okay – he woke up!

Q. Which route do crazy horses take through the mountains near South Park, Colorado?
A. They take the Psychopath.

Q. What did the Breckenridge Peak 8 snowman say to his son?
A. I told you if you kept crossing your eyes, they'd freeze that way!

Q. What do you call it when your Rocky Mountain National Park campsite is smaller than you expected?
A. A Tents Situation!

Q. What's another term for a sleeping bag?
A. A nap sack.

Patient: I keep thinking I'm a pine beetle.
Colorado Shrink: Oh, how boring for you!

You might be from Colorado if you highly recomment the Rocky Mountain Oysters to your visiting in-laws!Q. What did the little montain say to the big mountain? A. Hi Cliff!Ape says: I bought a pair of hiking boots in Colorado from a drug dealer! I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

Did you hear about the Colorado geologist? He took his wife for granite, so she left him.

A man in Kiowa, Colorado tells his shrink that he's having recurring dreams. One night he's a tepee and the next he's a wigwam... The shrink replied, "I think you're too tents."

Two cops in a squad car crash into a tree outside Woodland Park, Colorado. One turns to the other and says, "Wow, this is the fastest we've ever gotten to the scene of the accident."

Q. What kind of candy is a Rocky Mountain favorite?
A. Snow Caps.

Mile High Tip of the Day: Running up a steep Colorado hillside can be great exercise, if you are so inclined.

Q. Why did the mountain lumberjack need to go see the dentist in Leadville?
A. He had a cavi-tree.

Did you hear about the blonde camper in Pike National Forest who slept like a log? She woke up in the campfire...

A Colorado Blue Spruce walks into a bar. Bartender says, "You better leave." When the tree doesn't leaf, the barkeep says, "You must take me for a sap!" Tree replies, "Stop barking and pour me a logger!"

Q. What's the difference between lawyers and a herd of Colorado bison?
A. Lawyers charge more.

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