| Did
you hear about the Colorado geologist? He took his wife
for granite, so she left him.
A
man in Kiowa, Colorado tells his shrink that he's having
recurring dreams. One night he's a tepee and the next he's
a wigwam... The shrink replied, "I think you're too
tents."
Two
cops in a squad car crash into a tree outside Woodland Park,
Colorado. One turns to the other and says, "Wow, this
is the fastest we've ever gotten to the scene of the accident." |
Q.
What kind of candy is a Rocky Mountain favorite?
A. Snow Caps.
Mile
High Tip of the Day: Running up a steep Colorado hillside
can be great exercise, if you are so inclined.
Q.
Why did the mountain lumberjack need to go see the dentist
in Leadville?
A. He had a cavi-tree.
|
Did
you hear about the blonde camper in Pike National Forest
who slept like a log? She woke up in the campfire...
A
Colorado Blue Spruce walks into a bar. Bartender says, "You
better leave." When the tree doesn't leaf,
the barkeep says, "You must take me for a sap!"
Tree replies, "Stop barking and pour me a
logger!"
Q.
What's the difference between lawyers and a herd of Colorado
bison?
A. Lawyers charge more. |
