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Bull asks: Did you hear about the guy who died eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull dragged him more than a mile!
Q. Where do cows get together? A. At the meet market!
Q. Why do hamburgers go to the gym? A. To get better buns!
Q. What is a vampire's least favorite food? A. A Big Long Steak!
Q. What happened to the lost cattle? A. Nobody's herd!
Q. Where do burgers go to hook up? A. A meat ball!

 


Steak Jokes, Beefy Humor, Meaty Laughs
Bite into bloody funny beef jokes, rare steak puns, and beefy BBQ humor you'll grilly eat up.

Beef Jokes, Funny Meat Puns, Steak Humor
(Because Beefy Backyard Barbeques Could Never Be Mainstream Enough for Carnivores or Manly Men!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk! Ingesting beefy puns and steak jokes may make vegans dis you.
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If you think that restaurants overcook steaks, you probably rarely order.Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground BeefQ. What do you call a cow with a nervous twitch? A. Beef jerky!

Seven days without beef makes one weak.

Q. Why are steaks so happy at barbeques?
A. They get to meet all their old flames.

Did you hear about the guy who died eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have dragged him a mile! Yes, the bull was really quite testy.

Q. What do you call a cow with one leg?
A. Steak.

Q. What is a steak pun?
A. A medium where anything well done is rare!

Q. What is the lowest grade of steak?
A. Where the rubber meets the road.

Q. Where do cows eat lunch?
A. The calf-eteria!

Q. Who is a T-bone steak's all time favorite movie director?
A. Sizzle B. DeMille.

Q. Which beef steak can see into your future?
A. A Medium.

Q. What do you call it when one cow spies on another? A. A steak out!Q. How do you insult a hamburger patty? A. Call it a meatball!Did you hear about the snobby cow? A. She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!

Q. What is it called when a rancher cuts up a long roast beef hero sandwich into several pieces?
A. A sub-division.

Q. Why was the well-done steak's gossip so bad?
A. It wasn't juicy enough.

Q. After the first beef hamburger press was invented and became successful, what was the inventor given?
A. A patty on the back.

Q. How difficult is the recipe for making beef jerky?
A. It's cut and dry.

Q. How can you tell if your steak enjoys classical music?
A. It frequents the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

Q. Why were the rib eye steaks in the refrigerator embarrassed?
A. They saw the salad dressing.

Q. What is a cow's favorite deli meat? A. Bull-ogna!After the Butcher Backed Into His Meat Grinder, He Got a Little Behind in His Work.Q. What happens when Anakin Skywalker grills you a burger? A. It's a little on the dark side!

Q. What do you call it when a steer is on stilts?
A. Raising the steaks!

Q. What is a beef eater's favorite song lyric?
A. My grill, talking 'bout my grill, my grill.

Q. How did the butcher's conference begin?
A. With a meat and greet.

Q. What happened to that lost beef shipment?
A. Nobody's herd!

Luke: What's for dinner, Dad?
Darth: Wookiee steak, but it's a little Chewy.

Q. What is a cow's least favorite Elvis Presley song?
A. Love Meat Tenders.

Steak Says: Derar Sunday, You're the grill of my dreams!Q. What was the name of the cow knight? A. Sir Loin!Q. How does a hamburger introduce his wife? A. Meet Patty!

Today's Beef Tip Straight from the Steer: Eat healthy! Eat salad, eat chicken, eat beans...

Q. What do you call a claim that a hungry man could eat a big T-bone steak in just one minute?
A. Hard to swallow.

Q. What does a good beef steak have in common with sex?
A. They're both very rare.

Q. Where do cowboys cooking beef steak feel right at home?
A. On the range.

Dear Beef, Hot coals are red, gas flames are blue, but when it comes to meat, all I want is you.

Q. What did the cowboy call the first draft of his beefy new cookbook?
A. A menuscript.

You might be from Colorado if you highly recomment the Rocky Mountain Oysters to your visiting in-laws!Please stop the cow puns? I'm calving nightmares!You might from Colorado if you will not touch Rocky Mountain Oysters, not even with a ten foot pole!

Q. Why did the beef herd return to the cannabis field?
A. It was a classic case of the pot calling the cattle back. Plus, the steaks have never been higher!

Q. What do vegans and vampires have in common?
A. They don't eat at stake houses.

Q. What is a beef lover's favorite song lyric?
A. Is it meat you're looking for?

Q. What did the turkey say on Thanksgiving?
A. Real men eat beef!

Q. What is the slogan at the new bodybuilder gym that's exclusively for for meat eaters?
A. Beef-It!

Did you hear about the guy who couldn't login to a website using his new password: beefstew? The site error said: Password isn't stroganoff.

Q. What spoiled the big Fourth of July beef steak BBQ?
A. When the mosquitoes next door dropped by for a bite.

Q. Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A. He's got no beef!You might be from Littleton if you go to Ton'y's Meat Market to gt bones for your dog!Q. Why doesn't Sant let the elvs cook? A. the steaks are too high!

Q. How can you tell if your beef steaks have a high I.Q.?
A. They loin fast.

Q. What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
A. Bull-ogna.

Q. What did the frustrated butcher say when he discovered he didn't have the right utensil to cut through the side of beef?
A. Knife's too short.

A guy wanted to take home the leftovers from the BBQ, but somebody else foiled his plans.

Q. What do elves love to barbeque?
A. Short ribs.

Q. Is it proper to eat a BBQ ribs with your fingers?
A. No, fingers should be eaten separately!

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